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Gritty Smitty

@ebheater.bsky.social

Actor, Musician, Writer, Crimefighting Billionaire Playboy.

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Each one of those three missiles costs 33% more than the annual budget of the national park where I work.

28.02.2026 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 5571    πŸ” 1780    πŸ’¬ 57    πŸ“Œ 26

We hate kids. Like SO MUCH. We vote for the guns. We vote for the bombs. We protect the rapists. We have LEOs physically restraining parents from trying to save their children in Uvalde. We just blew up a school in Iran. We love Jeffrey Epstein and his friends. They run the country.

28.02.2026 21:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3860    πŸ” 916    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 40
Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started

Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started

28.02.2026 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 5341    πŸ” 1147    πŸ’¬ 80    πŸ“Œ 45

Not sure what else is left to say. All I’ve known for my whole life is most powerful country in the world and its satellite states killing as they please around the world to no consequence. And this ability to kill and oppress worldwide is the supposed testament to their greatness.

28.02.2026 21:07 β€” πŸ‘ 287    πŸ” 64    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Since day one, Carney has revealed himself to be a world class turd. The old ways won’t save us. I hope this country can truly find a better path in my lifetime, away from the right-wing death spiral.

28.02.2026 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Anyone that rubber-stamps or tacitly endorses unsanctioned, unprovoked, and illegal military action is complicit in what comes next.

There's no logical argument that Mark Carney or any other world leader can make that doesn't circle back to "we don't want Trump angry at us". It's craven cowardice.

28.02.2026 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done

- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy

28.02.2026 14:20 β€” πŸ‘ 24874    πŸ” 8454    πŸ’¬ 270    πŸ“Œ 307

Imagine we got to live in a place where elected leaders were interested in ways to make the lives of their citizens better

28.02.2026 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 72    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

We will literally go to war rather than arrest any rich pedophiles in this country.

28.02.2026 13:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3020    πŸ” 890    πŸ’¬ 78    πŸ“Œ 26

Except they’re not pawns. This media framing of β€œthese boys are being tricked and used as props” is so lame. They’re grown men with agency who know perfectly well what they’re doing. Matthew Tkachuk is on the President’s sports council, which is mandated to keep trans women out of women’s sports.

25.02.2026 13:33 β€” πŸ‘ 68    πŸ” 38    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

The NHL is proud to announce that next season's Winter Classic outdoor game will feature the Toronto Maple Leafs facing off against the DHS All Stars at the newly-built ICE Detention Center Warehouse in Social Circle, Georgia.

24.02.2026 23:20 β€” πŸ‘ 384    πŸ” 48    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 3

That’s an impressive sidestepping of the actual issue, Frank.

24.02.2026 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Is this even satire?

21.02.2026 05:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1443    πŸ” 360    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 12

Some day we'll all regret this & we'll hold hearings & rend garments & pledge "never again" & we'll be just as full of shit as we were last time.

22.02.2026 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 6271    πŸ” 2047    πŸ’¬ 117    πŸ“Œ 137

Reminder: No government ever builds concentration camps it does not intend to fill.

20.02.2026 05:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3486    πŸ” 1063    πŸ’¬ 47    πŸ“Œ 25
Comic panel depicting the hulk lying on the  ground outside saying "hulk will sleep now and maybe when hulk wakes up everything that has made hulk tired will be changed!"

Comic panel depicting the hulk lying on the ground outside saying "hulk will sleep now and maybe when hulk wakes up everything that has made hulk tired will be changed!"

good morning

17.02.2026 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 79    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

Enough money to effectively end homelessness in America, and we're spending it building concentration camps.

14.02.2026 06:20 β€” πŸ‘ 126    πŸ” 48    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 3
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(1/11) If you live in NY, you’ve probably started seeing a new warning: β€œTHIS PRICE WAS SET BY AN ALGORITHM USING YOUR PERSONAL DATA.” This mandatory disclosure went into effect late last year, and it’s the first attempt by a US state to grapple with a new generation of surveillance pricing.

11.02.2026 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3067    πŸ” 1419    πŸ’¬ 66    πŸ“Œ 321

Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.

15.02.2026 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 41472    πŸ” 14050    πŸ’¬ 660    πŸ“Œ 594
three panel webcomic
1st panel: one man says to another "we invented a robot that answers questions"
2nd panel: he continues "we just have to feed it 10 baby giraffes a day"
3rd panel: the other man asks "but it answers the questions correctly?" and the first man replies "oh my goodness, no. no no no no no."

three panel webcomic 1st panel: one man says to another "we invented a robot that answers questions" 2nd panel: he continues "we just have to feed it 10 baby giraffes a day" 3rd panel: the other man asks "but it answers the questions correctly?" and the first man replies "oh my goodness, no. no no no no no."

It's Mandatory Monday and AI is clearly the future.
mandatoryrollercoaster.com/post/8081046...

09.02.2026 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2140    πŸ” 773    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 15
Kid with his fist back to punch someone for saying they like ice

Kid with his fist back to punch someone for saying they like ice

When I say I stand on business this what I mean.

13.02.2026 20:55 β€” πŸ‘ 8674    πŸ” 1195    πŸ’¬ 68    πŸ“Œ 99

It’s not a plot hole that Elmo has been 3 years old for 50 years. He was bitten by The Count, willingly. Elmo asked for the Dark Gift

12.02.2026 13:22 β€” πŸ‘ 741    πŸ” 182    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 11
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DHS shot her and called her a β€œterrorist.” New videos show something different. "It’s time to get aggressive," a Border Patrol agent said shortly before Marimar Martinez was shot five times.

β€œMy 15 mins of fame. Lmao.” -- Border Patrol agent, texting someone to brag about shooting a woman multiple times in Chicago.

Imagine almost killing someone and then responding with a "laugh my ass off" www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

11.02.2026 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 436    πŸ” 206    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 10

This is incredible. Gritty rules.

11.02.2026 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This testimony is the equivalent of the Far Side cartoon of a thief trying to hide a piano beneath his trench coat and hoping Congress is the clerk asking him if he forgot his stool.

11.02.2026 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

it is so embarrassing that we can’t get trump on the epstein stuff. After access Hollywood and Miss teen USA and the E Jean Carroll verdict, it’s like we let Jeffrey Dahmer go three times and then found him with a hundred human heads and weβ€˜re standing there like are you SURE these aren’t yours

11.02.2026 16:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1615    πŸ” 326    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0
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A dresser inside a museum in New York City has been discovered as a secret stop on the Underground Railroad β€” the first of its kind discovered in Manhattan in over 100 years

11.02.2026 03:43 β€” πŸ‘ 25582    πŸ” 7258    πŸ’¬ 411    πŸ“Œ 541

This is some of the bleakest shit I’ve ever read. Barbaric.

10.02.2026 22:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Rep. Delia Ramirez to DHS officials: "I have as much respect for you as I do for the last white men who put on masks to terrorize communities of color. I have no respect for the inheritors of the Klanhood and the slave patrol. Those activities were criminal and so are yours."

10.02.2026 17:11 β€” πŸ‘ 53379    πŸ” 16917    πŸ’¬ 1158    πŸ“Œ 1343