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Veteran Presence in the Locker Room "Daddy's hair is on the inside" -my toddler Sporadic Flight Sim Guy Never for money, always for love

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24.11.2025 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Steichen's called a good game up to this point but lack of JT in this 4th quarter is malpractice

23.11.2025 20:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They're calling old man Kareem Hunt's YPC "Alstottian"

23.11.2025 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Chiefs offense would look completely different if they had an RB who didn't max out at 9 yards on a well blocked run play

23.11.2025 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The best thing you can do when you are going through a difficult life event like a divorce is reach out to family members who can be a source of suppor-haha no actually they leave you a toxic-ass letter about how you picked the wrong woman and your soul is sick and you need Jesus πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ

22.11.2025 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pleased to announce we've built the Unencumbered Digital Access to Children for Predators Nexus, from the science fiction novel *Don't Build the Unencumbered Digital Access to Children for Predators Nexus*

21.11.2025 20:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Houston and Prime Vision graphics combining to make my eyes bleed on TNF

Houston and Prime Vision graphics combining to make my eyes bleed on TNF

Why would you do this to your viewers, TNF

21.11.2025 01:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

iykyk

18.11.2025 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

animals have lifehacks too

18.11.2025 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Being present in the moment and practicing gratitude for this massive allergy attack + sinus headache that arrived out of nowhere

18.11.2025 03:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It Happening will cure my depression

18.11.2025 03:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Simply cannot wait for It To Happen

18.11.2025 03:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Look we are all deeply invested in Javonte Williams' usage

18.11.2025 01:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

shut the fuck up about Olivia Nuzzi please

17.11.2025 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

watching the wind impact this SNF game and deeply regretting my fantasy kicker choices

17.11.2025 03:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

love when they run ads for a Botox-based treatment for something and they have to be like "side effects including [symptoms of botulism] can occur" yeah I guess they could huh

17.11.2025 03:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hell yeah Chris thank you

17.11.2025 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Valorize maybe the better word. Sheridan had Stallone selling the same mid The Kids These Days, So Woke and Soft jokes in Tulsa King, but at least the lead was Sylvester Stallone, playing a mobster. Get Beanpole Billy Bob out of my face with the alpha male antics

17.11.2025 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Landman is such a goofy occupation to glamorize too. They're just lawyers who facilitate mineral leases. Known a bunch of them, they aren't helping you in a medieval shield wall

17.11.2025 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Let's see Patrick Mahomes wriggle his way out of this one

17.11.2025 00:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Rams with some very Charting America's Decline into Fascist Police State uniforms today

unis look like a State Trooper prowler car

Rams with some very Charting America's Decline into Fascist Police State uniforms today unis look like a State Trooper prowler car

16.11.2025 22:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Time for Staphylococcus to get back in the gym

16.11.2025 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I would go so kinetic on an eggplant parm right now

16.11.2025 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Live look at me getting a handle on my mental health and other life challenges

15.11.2025 22:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Victor Wembanyama staring down at draymond green

Victor Wembanyama staring down at draymond green

β€œpuny human”

15.11.2025 04:48 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

basket didn't even count and Draymond is still so tilted he immediately got a fifth foul lol

15.11.2025 04:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

lmao Wemby just sent Draymond to the shadow realm

15.11.2025 04:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The state of Texas, and our legislators, have repeatedly been confronted with the abhorrent conditions of heat in our jails and prison and have done nothing about it repeatedly. www.chron.com/culture/arti...

14.11.2025 14:31 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Life at 30.26Β°N

12.11.2025 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If everyone but me got Pluribus'd I could fix it while being friendly and personable. Wouldn't be rude to the hivemind at all

08.11.2025 05:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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