Danielle Young

my conspiracy theory is that she got in over her head trying to cover up losing 50K gambling/some other ill-advised endeavour. A more generous reading than 'for sure Amazon customer service can transfer my call to the CIA'

*except 50k cash in a shoebox financial advisor lady

nah, unauthorized pet fox

obviously.

How are Cluny the Scourge and Gonff the Mousethief doing?

I'm taking this as confirmation that you lied about Tâf and Chomp's bath-time shenanigans yesterday and they were, as we all should have known, perfect angels.

and we don't let them run the pentagon. or anything.

on of whom is the whip!

a deer chased my dad down to run into the trailer he was pulling. genuinely "no, NO! I AM killing myself today, get back here!' moment

my mom was absolutely convinced that neighborhood vandals were beheading her flowers one year. it was most definitely the neighborhood bambis

...upon reflection, I don't think I know anyone who has hit a deer. Now, I certainly know people, including myself, that have been in collisions with deer, but I'm convinced they're a combination of suicidal and in need of glasses.

a group of turkeys plotting

those leftover dinosaurs are out to get us

couldn't be Scarlet...

we can crowdfund

it sounds like he knows corgis have different bath time goals and made his choice

i would like one (1) least weasel. or two if mine would like a friend.

incorrect

This one is real tricky for pedants who get caught up in the 'Frankenstein isn't the name of the monster' thing. Yeah, it is--one is a monster and the other is his creature

as someone relatively new to the diskhorse, she was trying to explain it all to me & white poppies meant. I have not made it past 'why is that bad?'

my friend used to be mayor and wore a white poppy to a rembrance day event. it sounds like she's lucky to be alive...

you've only really hit the jackpot when the cabbie says '..I shouldn't have had that last drink' (Scotland)

honestly didn't take any daring at all

a poor, neglected amber dog starving to death

this photo says otherwise

(objection, your honor, he looks *exactly* as pleased with himself as he should be)

I'm sure someone in New hampshire has a bowl they can put on your head to achieve the look

I think the haircut needs to come back

there's a rescue mission on the way @mac-b5.stickimporters.com I assume Lumi will coordinate?

I'm looking for the ASPCA's number now, Syvie

don't tell lies on the internet

...they must be joking. badly.