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he/they, punchcard enthusiast – born 593136000. I like daft memes, tech, art and tinkering/dev. Views and opinions expressed are often dumb, wrong and meaningless except fսϲk АІ sⅼοp.

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Latest posts by inept.expert on Bluesky

To eat? Yes, tho seems the lemon tree may be suffering from nutrient deficiencies judging by the leaves.

16.11.2025 21:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
the "not what i'm called" meme, featuring the newly-announced steam machine being called the "gabe cube"

the "not what i'm called" meme, featuring the newly-announced steam machine being called the "gabe cube"

13.11.2025 00:35 — 👍 7    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0
Steam Hardware Announcement
YouTube video by Valve Steam Hardware Announcement

GabeCube

youtu.be/OmKrKTwtukE?...

12.11.2025 19:52 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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0.9.8 "No Suffering - No Gavvakh" is out!
• Tezctlan story
• New content: Saturn, implants, random events, 5 new classes
• The world of quasimorphs and endless missions
• AI rework
• Tons of QoL changes
And much, much more!
#roguelike #turnbased #gamedev

10.11.2025 17:22 — 👍 17    🔁 10    💬 2    📌 1
A young Pyrenean mountain dog, lying in wet topsoil next to some grass outside. He is relaxed and a bit dirty

A young Pyrenean mountain dog, lying in wet topsoil next to some grass outside. He is relaxed and a bit dirty

The face of someone who is unaware they will be getting a wash and groom at lunchtime.

08.11.2025 21:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Visualise if you can, a Klingon latrine.

08.11.2025 01:44 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
Screenshot of some lined up skeet’s on the Bluesky timeline.

Screenshot of some lined up skeet’s on the Bluesky timeline.

Tranquilo

04.11.2025 03:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Nice.

03.11.2025 02:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Next time 😩

03.11.2025 01:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Best news all day

27.10.2025 07:11 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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“…sense of pride and accomplishment “

23.10.2025 05:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It is happening again

It is happening again

It is happening again

It is happening again

23.10.2025 00:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
20.10.2025 19:45 — 👍 44    🔁 8    💬 0    📌 0
Rainfall weather radar showing a thunderstorm band smashing into my house.

Rainfall weather radar showing a thunderstorm band smashing into my house.

Womp! Thunderstorm.

17.10.2025 09:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“Acknowledging big rocks and tiny stones”… bro we work on computers in an air-conditioned office, not a quarry!

16.10.2025 19:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A screenshot of the game Balatro, where a bug has blanked out the score to beat.

A screenshot of the game Balatro, where a bug has blanked out the score to beat.

Anyone ever have this in #Balatro where the score to beat is blank? Regardless of what you score you always fail this :C

16.10.2025 11:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A screenshot of the games ‘System Requirments’ section on the Steam store page. Under the operating system for macOS the minimum recommended requirements are just: ‘Be excellent to each other’

A screenshot of the games ‘System Requirments’ section on the Steam store page. Under the operating system for macOS the minimum recommended requirements are just: ‘Be excellent to each other’

@teamlazerbeam.bsky.social love the macOS specs on Steam 💜

13.10.2025 03:09 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Please Hamburglar lend me your strength.

09.10.2025 22:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Pokémon go riot

08.10.2025 21:40 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1

Nice

07.10.2025 21:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dang, played my first Oblivion playthrough on one of theses. Started using my left hand thumb quite a bit, so that’s my default now when I come across these in the wild.

05.10.2025 22:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And repurposed buttholes

05.10.2025 22:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A picture of a 40 oz drink tumbler. The stainless steel, insulated kind with a straw lid, big handle on the side and thinner base to fit in cup holders.

A picture of a 40 oz drink tumbler. The stainless steel, insulated kind with a straw lid, big handle on the side and thinner base to fit in cup holders.

takeyausa.com/products/40o...
👀

05.10.2025 03:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Peach is having another hard day at the desk. #cat 🐾

02.10.2025 03:59 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.

01.10.2025 14:38 — 👍 25160    🔁 8378    💬 665    📌 2210

The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.

30.09.2025 18:57 — 👍 129    🔁 49    💬 25    📌 16

Nice

30.09.2025 21:41 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

iOS Vista

30.09.2025 13:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ponderous and heavy

30.09.2025 07:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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