Natasha Ochshorn

THEY CAN BE ANYWHERE

My greatest fear is bedbugs and my greatest love is bread with seeds that look exactly like bedbugs.

Peggy writes copy and humps Humps the Camel Campbell! And Don gets revenge most foul!

Actually this would fit in pretty well with a lot of his work (obsessive men)

For real, if you DM me your email I’ll send you a PDF of my soup zine, ft. many a lazy man’s soup recipe.

If I gotta throw Natasha to the wolves to get my daily subscribers, honestly I feel like Natasha's gonna have some nice fur clothing at the end of the day.

Stu trying to get me in trouble for clicks.

For fantasy to be truly “cozy” it needs to ride on more than vibes

Trying to get me in trouble already

Oh god they’re going to do the hand flex aren’t they?

YouTube video by Netflix Pride and Prejudice | Official Teaser | Netflix

Very possible that it’s just the trailer edit but this is making it look like a shot for shot (costume for costume!) remake of 2005 in a way that makes me unexcited. Gus Van Sant Psycho-ass trailer.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bSK...

I miss walk-commuting to park slope

I just don’t love pears. They’ve got the flavor of melon but the texture of shitty Apple.

Progresso Chickarina soup with goldfish crackers.

Subscribe and we’ll make it spicy like Arrakis

If we get the target amount of subs I’ll write it, if we get even one extra I’ll make it LUSH.

One again someone asks Don Draper a personal question and he just smiles enigmatically in response. Go girl, give us nothing.

I don’t come from a family that said grace, but unprompted my kid has begun to start every breakfast saying “yey yey toast! Yey yey egg! Yey yey mama! Yey yey papa!”’ And I hope he still does this when he’s 34.

😭

I drunk some haterade and wrote about retail Cozy Fantasy, sobered up and threw in some nice words for Princess Academy, which is more about collective bargaining than you would assume from the title.

Things My Toddler Calls “Pee-Pee”

Pizza
Penelope (stuffed dinosaur)
Grandpa Pete
Pee

I’m glad she won, her program was a shot of so much fun amongst some very staid free skates. And happy for Glenn’s comeback, whose short program at its best is my favorite.

For what is kind of a water sport, figure skaters really love DUNE

Dust jackets for kids books. Why?

Nochshorn Lore: my parents were not huge Springsteen people so I first learned Born to Run via a comedy record where Joe Piscopo sang it as Frank Sinatra.

I saw someone in the replies say Troy and remembered that when we saw it on a school trip, a girl screamed at the end “I ONLY CAME BECAUSE I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SEE BRAD PITT’S PENIS AND I DIDN’T SEE HIS PENIS!”

So she was pretty mad.

Is A Knight of Seven Kingdoms the same plot as A Knights Tale? Basically. Is he as cute as Heath Ledger? No one ever was or has been since. Am I still eating it up? Very much so.

NOONAN, shit

YouTube video by Roman Bernard They can't do what we do... and they hate us for it.

Don Draper pitching against AI
youtu.be/Facdtf3aKR0