@neerd9001.bsky.social
happy 15th anniversary
15.02.2026 15:12 โ ๐ 1711 ๐ 791 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 5Canโt believe we are still doing this
15.02.2026 14:03 โ ๐ 5821 ๐ 1233 ๐ฌ 58 ๐ 23Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon.
Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
Sorry, your offer was too generous. I would hate to waste your time.
15.02.2026 02:32 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0What if her name was Gay and she was a lesbian instead of a bisexual
14.02.2026 13:56 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Me doing a very bad job at trying to affirm a trans girl's identity by complimenting her outfit.
14.02.2026 12:05 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0right on sis, you don't need to tuck for these fools
13.02.2026 20:27 โ ๐ 1588 ๐ 401 ๐ฌ 7 ๐ 1HAPPY VALENTINES DAY โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ
14.02.2026 06:27 โ ๐ 261 ๐ 54 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Thatโs what the top of the toilet paper dispenser is for you fucking maniac jesus christ they canโt even do drugs right
13.02.2026 00:06 โ ๐ 508 ๐ 101 ๐ฌ 21 ๐ 4I love the criterion release of The Princess Bride so much. It's such a nice release and cool collectors item.
14.02.2026 00:54 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0close enough, welcome back arcueid brunestud boner statue
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Cartoon. Person says to other person โWe invented a robot that answers questions.โ, adding, โwe just have to feed it 10 baby giraffes a dayโ. The other person asks โBut it answers the questions correctly?โ Person responds โOh my goodness, no. No no no no no.โ By Aram J. French Appropriated due to missing alt text
12.02.2026 13:44 โ ๐ 11932 ๐ 3862 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 57
Middle-class Americans are selling their plasma to make ends meet Last year, people in the U.S. made an estimated $4.7 billion selling their plasma. Donation centers are popping up in middle-class neighborhoods, including suburban strip malls and college towns.
Is this the โgolden ageโ economy weโve heard so much about?
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
This is your regular reminder that in the year 2000, Paul Rudd, with frosted tips, appeared in the Hong Kong film GEN-Y COPS as a bad guy (kinda). In the movie, he does martial arts, fights a robot, and, most shocking of all, does an entire scene in Cantonese.
12.02.2026 22:47 โ ๐ 2870 ๐ 760 ๐ฌ 57 ๐ 137nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up
13.02.2026 05:22 โ ๐ 17137 ๐ 5336 ๐ฌ 162 ๐ 351Turns out I can manifest whatever I want into existence
as long as that thing is Ben Quadinaros.
he keeps getting shit done in like his first two months of office, we need more mayors like him
12.02.2026 23:02 โ ๐ 3021 ๐ 998 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 1I love bastard farming bro
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Castlevania Belmont's Curse coming 2026
12.02.2026 22:45 โ ๐ 2389 ๐ 793 ๐ฌ 35 ๐ 434So...
12.02.2026 22:46 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Going to make a thread of every reason to NEVER vote for Newsom. Let's start with:
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Three panel comic. Panel 1: a guy in a pawn shop talking to the employee at the counter. He has about half a loaf of bread in a bag in front of him. The seller asks, โhow much will you give me for this stale bread?โ Panel 2: the unsure employee replies, โtell ya whatโ I got a buddy whoโs an expert on this stuff.โ Panel 3: a goose in a hat and sunglasses walks confidently through the shop entrance towards the counter.
11.02.2026 17:38 โ ๐ 10597 ๐ 2009 ๐ฌ 51 ๐ 24sigh
11.02.2026 14:28 โ ๐ 10510 ๐ 2577 ๐ฌ 82 ๐ 36haven't made a step sound yet so i'm using a clip of alucard saying "What?!" from castlevania symphony of the night with randomized pitch as a placeholder.
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