kaysee

just a type b girl living in a type a world

If you don’t fw with Cigarettes After Sex then I can’t fw you

is getting older just recognizing more people at the grocery store? #overstimulated

no literally, the whole time i was waiting for things to happen bc they were so obviously foreshadowed prior to. it was like not a matter of if, but when

it’s soo good

things i want for christmas this year.
1. ps2
2. the entirety of rockband for said ps2

“It is what it is,” I say, not really knowing what it actually is.

Sorry to disturb your scrolling.
We may not know each other, but if this has reached you;
I hope you get to live the life you have always dreamed of.
I hope everything works out in your benefit.
I hope you will be ok.
Keep going. ✨🖤

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer had a very shiny nose.

Other signs of his alcoholism included dizziness and chronic reckless behavior.

[you find a mysterious charging port on your body]

oh no

[also it’s not usb-c]

OH NO

🎶 this bitch don’t know about Pangea 🎶

Me *orders our food fluently in Italian to impress my date*

McDonalds drive-thru employee: what

It really is quite touching.

I haven’t seen something bring people together like the UnitedHealth CEO assassination since the release of Pokémon Go.

not machine washable?? yeah we'll fuckin SEE about that bud

a couple months late, but my fall island is like 90% done, i’m still working on the house interiors, but feel free to visit💕🎃
da- 8655-6278-9625

Life quote for the day

my uterine lining is falling out of my body but yes, sir, how may i help you.

🌳✨

i try it every single year, but this year was the first year i actually enjoyed it

literally came to say this, but cherry for me

Crazy Taxi was such a good concept for a game. It’s all in the title. You’re mentally ill, and you own a taxi. Sign me up.

Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.

Can’t see the haters but also can’t drive at night, it’s a trade off. ✨

our comfort shows that stay on repeat
•modern family
•brooklyn nine nine
•fresh off the boat
•the office (superfans)
•new girl
•plebs
•bobs burgers
•it’s always sunny