bimmer 🎃

Photo of hedgehog nearby a sign which says "CHAOS COORDINATOR"

"everything is a reference to your interests if ur crazy enough"

babababababap

I made plans for halloween and my friends flaked on me with more than three weeks of notice so I'm going to get Very Drunk™ tomorrow night until I forget my demons, interrupt my circadian rhythm, or decide to rideshare somewhere where they check IDs

chasing the dragon's tits

Back to back posts: @bimmer@mastodon.social execution by ghost cat @OddJob@beige.party The cat don't care

damn, ghost cat

Discord's finest achievement thus far is filtering out vaping sounds and mouth breathing from voice chat

shitposting until I trigger someone's activation phrase

grandma breeder

execution by ghost cat

[*just a shitpost*]

dyslesbian

cumdog millionaire

Tweet by Windows Latest: "A Windows 11 bug is duplicating Task Manager process when you use the 'X' close button to exit it."

OH MY FUCKING GOD

photo of paulina borsook

1/ A longtime Wired editor just wrote a mush-brained essay about how he totally missed the political rot of Silicon Valley (& still doesn't get it).

But in the late 1990s, a Wired journalist warned of a toxic ideology bubbling up from tech. Paulina Borsook has largely been erased. Let's change that

they get surprised all the worker ants are female but they aren't called 'uncles' are they??

hey, if you have young people in your life, ask if they or their housemates are on SNAP and if they need grocery money for next week

(half my kid's housemates...Jesus I'm glad I thought to ask....)

Pierre de Wulf @PierreDeWulf "Remote work kills the culture and warmth that only real human interactions in an office can create." the culture and warmth: Michael Dell @MichaelDell - Oct 23 Congratulations @jpmorgan on the opening of your new headquarters! J; #= ::image of rows of identical monitors and keyboards a gnat;s hair away from each other stretching back to what might be conceivably identified as a window to the outside world in the extreme distance::

#ShamelesslyStolenFromTheOtherSite

A social media post from a user named "jump aside" with the handle @JodiesJumpsuit. The post reads: 1945-1960: boomers 1960-1978: Gen X 1979-1982: The Unknown, Both Aged and Young, Both Analog and Internet, Shapeshifters, Tricksters, Are They Human And Do They Experience The Dimension of Time? 1983-2000: millennials

Animals of Australia Koala: Drop bear Venomous snake: Danger noodle Kangaroo: Velocirabbit Running bird: Turbo chicken Penguin: Formal chicken Carrion bird: Bin chicken Porcupine: Ouch muffin Ray: Sea flap flap Platypus: Duck puppy Crocodile: Murder log Tarantula: Nope

#CityWildlifeTips #HashtagGames

My daughter woke me up around 11:50 last night. "Daddy," she whispered, tugging my shirt sleeve. "Guess how old I'm going to be next month." "I don't know, beauty," I said as I slipped on my glasses. "How old?" She smiled and held up four fingers. It's 7:30 now. My wife and I have been up with her for almost 8 hours. She still refuses to tell us where she got them.

#meme #memes #halloween #murder #parents #children

cut-out of an induction stove schematic, showing L1, the "cookin inductor", directly with a boiling pan on top of it L1 isn't directly given though, all we know is its' parallel MPKH capacitor, C5, reading 300nF @ 1200V

Chinese schematics are just hitting differently

I'd only love you if you were a worm, as a matter of fact

Pink Floyd - Wish You Were Here
https://youtu.be/84Tq-eAJIk4?si=0i1PCN9iD_wU91f6

Old enough to remember Track and Trace apps on phones that used the Google-Apple Bluetooth Exposure Notification system.

Why did we close it all down and discontinue the apps when the pandemic wasn't over?

Why couldn't it have been extended to cover other common illnesses like Flu, RSV, Noro?

Breaking: President Trump announces to the American people that if his demands are not met then on Monday he will destroy another national landmark.

Satirical ai generated meme of Trump’s ballroom as a Cracker Barrel.

#Trump #Humor #Meme #EastWing #Vanity
#Alt #CrackerBarrel #Satire

with ass of thick and brain of smooth

Inside the eyewall of Hurricane Melissa as it tore across Jamaica.
#AureFreePress #News #press #headline #EyeOnMelissa #hurricane #GlobalWarming #climatechange #climatecrisis

Happy Hazbin Hotel Season 2 day to those who celebrate.