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Neil Degrassi Highson

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CEO of Amazon.com | Creator of Gluugle Krum | Banned from all Outback Steakhouse locations in America (excl. Alaska/Hawaii)

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Personally I wouldn't hire the person because it's pretty clear they're either lying or insane.

Seems weird that some AI tech guy can't figure that out for themselves considering their whole business is lying about shit.

03.11.2025 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If we gave Jeffries a dollar more than AIPAC is giving him we could have him saying Communism is the only real way forward for America tomorrow.

02.11.2025 21:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The chance of having an autistic child significantly increases for men over 40, and for as obsessed these guys are with that specifically, I never hear any of them saying they're refusing to have anymore children because their reproductive organs aren't in their prime anymore.

02.11.2025 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I better never hear Vote Blue No Matter Who ever again.

02.11.2025 17:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That was me with my cat Franklin Pierce.

Found the little dude abandoned by his mom to die outside before he even opened his eyes.

Had to bottlefeed him for weeks, but he survived and ended up being a weird little cat who'd guard me from everyone else in the house.

02.11.2025 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, I don't know, it seems pretty on brand for Trump to step in and save a despicable ghoul while Americans are losing their healthcare en masse.

02.11.2025 16:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"And his wife, uh, Florpo or whatever her name is... Doesn't matter."

31.10.2025 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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A β˜…β˜…β˜…Β½ review of Trick or Treat (1986) Metalhead loser Eddie Weinbauer seems to be the butt of everyone's jokes at school. The popular jocks take delight in torturing him, but Eddie is able to find an escape in the music of a controversial...

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31.10.2025 20:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They should make a lady robot, but make it a horny lesbian so these dudes all come home to find their would-be sex bots going to town on their wives.

31.10.2025 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Great article.

I'm kind of fascinated by the whole idea behind it but I wonder why no one thought about how cumbersome it was.

Like, you put two kids on each cab, but there was no way to push through new kids, so you'd just have to wait for the next board to be sent.

31.10.2025 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's very funny that Republicans all claim that Dems and leftists are all depraved, but every Republican is either a pedo or in some weird ass cuck relationship.

31.10.2025 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'll always be impressed by how chintzy his taste is.

The guy would live in a Cheesecake Factory if he could.

31.10.2025 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dude spends the whole movie being like, "Nah man, count me out. None of this is real, pass." And then just has to accept everything at the last moment.

31.10.2025 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine how much better Herzog's version would have been if a cowboy busted down Isabelle Adjani's door at the very end and started whipping the shit out of Count Orlok.

31.10.2025 18:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's real cool how you can't ever opt out of this shit either. I don't want AI, I will never want AI, I have no use for it, and yet here it is on my phone, computer, television, game console, atm, vacuum cleaner, gas pump, etc.

31.10.2025 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Worf might be in that novel, you don't know.

31.10.2025 15:15 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This and "Heh, you think there are going to be elections in 2026/28?" are like catnip for smug people who have nothing valuable to contribute.

31.10.2025 15:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I gotta get back to watching that show.

He's living my dream. Small remote inn in the middle of VT, low key roasting everyone.

31.10.2025 07:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Someone should have asked him if he'd ever be willing to convert to his wife's religion.

31.10.2025 03:38 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This always happens when you give a professional asslicker a spotlight.

You can't agree with everyone separately if everyone can hear you agreeing them.

31.10.2025 03:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think the other problem here is that the Dems have moved so far right that it's not even a vote boycott so much as it's no longer a ton of voters party.

At this point, telling me I should vote for whatever Dem runs is like telling me to vote for whatever GOP candidate runs.

It's not my party.

30.10.2025 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Do you honestly believe that a politician has embraced an issue because people voted for them?

Once they get the votes, there's no reason to change. Withholding votes is the only real power any of us have.

30.10.2025 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I like him saying that maybe she'll be convinced to convert to Christianity because that means it's possible for him to be convinced to convert to Hinduism.

30.10.2025 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Buddy, if he's the candidate with the best chance, then the Dems are going to lose in a landslide.

30.10.2025 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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A β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜… review of The White Reindeer (1952) Believe it or not, this is a horror movie. A bold and independent SΓ‘mi woman named Pirita meets a local man, falls in love, and gets married. This ends up being a pretty big mistake as Pirita finds th...

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30.10.2025 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

At this point it's inevitable that shit is going to get crazy when he finally kicks the bucket.

He could make a public statement about how he's dying from whatever, explain everything, and his brown shirts are still going to commit stochastic terrorism to "avenge" him.

30.10.2025 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If Mamdani loses it'll be because of useless pukes like Schumer.

And if that's the case, it just became much harder to get me to vote for ANY Dem.

30.10.2025 05:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The first time I watched it I was surprised at how good it was and how well it handled grief. The idea that even if you could change things, they'll never be the same.

Plus I love Fred Gwynne in it.

29.10.2025 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm a little biased because any movie that features crows will immediately be at least one star higher for me, but this and Tenebrae have some of my favorite kills on film.

29.10.2025 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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A β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜… review of Opera (1987) A young stand-in named Betty gets the opportunity of a lifetime when a diva gets hit by a car and needs a replacement for a modern operatic version of Macbeth. Betty's celebration is short lived howev...

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29.10.2025 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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