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this is actually how mmorpgs work. it's the truth that gamers don't want to hear

You Are Elon Musk by Kris Lorischild A Billionaire Simulator

You asked for it! The long-awaited sequel to You Are Jeff Bezos is finally here:

YOU ARE ELON MUSK

200+ passages. 7 endings. Secrets. In-jokes. Giant robots. All with the purpose of doing one thing: SPENDING ALL OF ELON MUSK'S FUCKING MONEY

direkris.itch.io/elon

true end is also the BAD END if you think about it. unless i can [redacted] myself immediately even faster

i think BAD END 1 is a great end. i am proud of meeting it

please tell me there's a way i can instantly [redacted] myself

(edit: just started playing and okay it looks like there is not but hopefully i'll find a way)

Snippet from NPR review. I've highlighted this text from this screenshot: Two characters — Leonard Fox, a former professor who spends most of the book ruing his past liberalism, and Danny Oz, a poet who fled Israel after 6 million Jews were murdered by the Muslim "Global Caliphate" — seem to have been created for the sole purpose of explaining why the left wing has destroyed America.

oh dan simmons died
anyway, here's a snippet from an NPR review on his book "flashback"
(www.npr.org/2011/07/28/1...)

linkedin is the torment nexus

Fuck this and everyone who helped get things to this point. Trans rights are human rights—full stop.

getting a lot of success out of this tho

what do you MEAN i have to spend hours poring over a spreadsheet for this. crying, shitting my pants etc

been spending so much time on this complex random name generation system. i thought it'd be easy and fun but it turns out i'm a dumbass (old information)

got rickrolled at ralph's.. fml

「 the world 」is actually just araki's autobiography

i actually think araki is lying because we all know that time doesn't pass for him. that's how he stays eternally young

fountainhead implies the existence of fountainanal (please don't block me)

remember digimon is a franchise about cute furry creatures (that also can turn into cute metal gears)

this week on the digimon television show: human trafficking (i am not exaggerating)

what i love about terriermon is that he's not only the first canonically american digimon (that's why his hands turn into guns when he evolves) but he also counts as a chinese digimon in digimon tamers. terriermon is literally me fr

i have titled the video "get owned"

oh yeah i did not mean to undermine your point! just providing another example from series inception that counters the "starfleet medicine can cure anything" argument

everyone out here forgetting about TOS

a screenshot of saiki k. he's a pink-haired japanese high school student with transparent green glasses and wears a light-green school universe. in this picture, he is inside a room. his eyes are closed as he contemplates a thought. the subtitle reads: "all anime are among japan's finest entertainment media."

i have this picture saved on my desktop because every time someone lies to me i can at least look at something that's true

i took this screenshot of my game randomly one day and i'm honestly just surprised that i got it right.

uhhh #indiegame #indiedev i guess

*whispering* let's all go back to usenet

Hey y'all.

A South African dev released a blackity black game during BHM and it's currently getting the usual suspects in the reviews.

Imma grab this up myself anyway, but can we all be some chums and help push the racists out of the reviews? 🙂

even if they went with "the" it'd be T which is right before U

nioh 1 is actually a yaoi about william adams and hattori hanzō and that's part of what makes it so compelling. also you can't spell yokai without yaoi

xavier all that you'll be doing is creating more executive slop

yeah i think every fan wiki is like that. either it's woefully incomplete or each character bio page is just a 30-page retelling of a movie/show

anyway that's all part of the fantastic beasts trilogy which all sucked

i look in the mirror every morning and whisper to myself "i'm gonna cho so many changs today. im gonna chang the cho so hard. abra cho dabra" (its ok since im asian. or as jk rowling would like to say, a chang)