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Jarett Vanderburgh

@lazer-dude.bsky.social

International Man of Mystery.

32 Followers  |  31 Following  |  52 Posts  |  Joined: 29.01.2025  |  1.7931

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That actually sounds like it could be the title of a Primus song.

07.02.2025 23:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Weird Al Yankovic.

07.02.2025 23:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You just saying he a good digga?

07.02.2025 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I bet Columbo is wishing he had better depth perception right now so he could fully appreciate leering at erotic art books in a public space. I know I would.

07.02.2025 21:48 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That cat is dressed like it's about turn me out on the corner.

07.02.2025 21:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, there's also the anal probing.

07.02.2025 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This gives me no context of the size of an Emperor Penguin. So they are as big as a Penguin sized child?

07.02.2025 21:23 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Who the hell dosen't?

07.02.2025 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Not only does Simon have skills to pay the bills, but also has fantastic fashion sense. Good job Simon.

07.02.2025 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't forget about structural integrity on their planes.

05.02.2025 16:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Best show this side of the Alpha quadrant.

05.02.2025 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This cat is stressing me out.

05.02.2025 15:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Your cat's comprehension of modern dance is impressive. Good job.

05.02.2025 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What's that cats name? It's adorable.

05.02.2025 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Probably not if you're at puff daddy's house.

05.02.2025 15:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Are you from another dimension where everything is a shampoo commercial?

05.02.2025 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That squirrel is giving me the same look my mom gives me, and it's making me revaluate my life choices. Thank you squirrel.

05.02.2025 15:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Nice shower curtain Matteo! Good job.

05.02.2025 15:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Great picture. So many questions. Have a great day!

05.02.2025 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder where he's going?

05.02.2025 15:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Damn... I'm weird as hell but I'm locked up for another 8 months.

05.02.2025 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Looking forward to your next final tour next year.

05.02.2025 15:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That squirrel looks like the one that gave me Lyme disease. Is his name Trevor?

05.02.2025 15:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Like at an orgy?

05.02.2025 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The trees are starting to bud? Apparently you don't live in Canada. The squirrels do seem happy tearing my trash apart tho.

05.02.2025 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is that a one eyed cat? Great looking cat no matter how many eyes.

05.02.2025 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Money well spent ! Great looking cat!

05.02.2025 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How do you mistake a dead body on the ground?

05.02.2025 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Omg..I got a cavity because that cat is such a sweetheart. We should call them Cathulu bringer of kisses.

05.02.2025 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That owls name now is Olwester Crowley.

05.02.2025 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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