*donald trump voice* the great, and even legendary, god Pan, is dead.

i can't believe charli xcx is dating elon musk

do they have private accounts here yet or am i gonna have to be horny on main

Will the Free Speech Union please take up my cause?

(also how does bluesky work)

thinking about the animal crossing lego sets and you could totally use the guns from other sets to make them hunt your least favourite villager for sport

I am so glad I don't have to pretend to like graham linehan to own the libs lol

Not sure this is appropriate for a course outline, but I also don't want students to send me pictures of their dead dog

And, tamir bar-on would be useful for doing something on when the far-right adopt critical theory, but in addition to being a fervent Zionist, it appears at some point he went off the rails and seems to be far-right himself now (in a GOP vein).

Really hard mode when I want to draw on Jewish visibility literature to draw connections to visibility dynamics between scapegoated peoples lol

Really cool that I'm teaching a critical theory course and certain people who've produced works I want to assign as readings appear to be Zionists!!!

😬

*perfume advertisement voice* munchausen, by proxy

I see that nz post bike go up and down the footpath every day while I work from home, and I one day I am going to snap and loot it like a pinata.

My partner is incredibly toxic and controlling (won't let me catch a duckling and keep it as a pet)

no keep the hall monitor mastodon posters where they are

so what's the academic job market like in australia atm

I just heard from a family member high up in the police that the radical left is planning a Labour Party day of Vengeance.

The coalition of chaos are going to forcibly take a 'capital gains tax' from anyone who fails their test (reading te reo signs).

Stay home, stay safe and vigilant folks.

2/x

(i dunno lol)

Here's how labour could still win, a 🧵:

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I'm usually quite cynical about the validity of my autism Dx and the whole idea of neurodivergence/psychiatric discourses in general, but here I am considering paying for a flightradar24 subscription and realizing maybe there is a reason people think I am autistic.

i bet totoro would be stinky

I need more Twitter mutuals to sign up here given Twitter has basically turned into liveleak overnight and I would like a break from doomscrolling

If I was Chris Hipkins I would win the debate by retorting that National are a coalition of cunts on live TV

Looking into how to apply for euthanasia because I suspect I might be developing a rotator cuff a injury, it's time to be sent to the glue factory.

His gimmick was replying to every single Trump tweet immediately

Umm, what exactly are they servicing here??

Also some have this idea that non-academics won't be intellectually stimulating or able to keep up with them, but idk I tend to think that's because they don't know how to communicate to different audiences and take people for idiots who very much aren't.

Life is so much better dating someone who is quite smart, but normal and we can enjoy fun things together like watch a movie without it inevitably leading to a punishing conversation about Lacan, it's nice having a relationship be a respite from work!!!!

I don't understand academics who can't comprehend the idea of dating non-academics, I really do not want a relationship where we can almost communicate in the same language but are too hyperspecialized and infected by philosophy to do anything but talk past each other constantly lol