@briestealer.bsky.social
๐ง๐ท I'm kind of a small deal.
I have no words
04.11.2025 19:01 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Tummy is such an understated word for this absolute unit
04.11.2025 18:57 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Or simply:
โYes.โ
๐ซต Fat
03.11.2025 17:20 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0No but seriously, we need to find out how to cram this many calories in a single burger, the most theyโve ever gotten was 10k
We must do better
Ah so thatโs what happened to my camping tent
02.11.2025 19:35 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I would assist you with so many necessities.
I could be your cushion, belly coaster, loofah, you name it.
*Straps on a helmet flashlight*
Mayhaps.
Whenever youโre at the restaurant, post the menu so I can give it my official seal of approval, Iโm curious to see how legit it is
31.10.2025 16:53 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0If you ever come over here Iโm gonna fill you up with so much food youโre not gonna be able to waddle to the front door
31.10.2025 14:30 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
BRASIL MENTIONED
31.10.2025 12:21 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0And the next door neighbor is an ass
29.10.2025 00:50 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0New ability unlocked: Wide Lens Resistance
29.10.2025 00:47 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The roommate is a real dick tho
28.10.2025 23:47 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Holy shit I could build a condo in there
28.10.2025 23:43 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Poor guy
28.10.2025 16:17 โ ๐ 632 ๐ 148 ๐ฌ 6 ๐ 1
If I were there youโd have gained 80 pounds by now
28.10.2025 20:36 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I just canโt get over how surgically appropriate the verb โto walrusโ is for illustrating the way you have to drag yourself across the bed
28.10.2025 20:23 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I bet it feels even better when you tell them it was a lie and itโs actually 1200lbs
27.10.2025 01:21 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I can contribute with three items from your list
25.10.2025 22:43 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I didnโt know Vanilla would go so well with cottage cheese ๐
24.10.2025 16:01 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0May I offer a helping face instead
23.10.2025 04:15 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I love how comparing yours against everyone elseโs pads on #fatpad is like putting a HotWheels next to a fucking Boeing 747
23.10.2025 04:11 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0BOO bies
21.10.2025 17:18 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Sheโs truly lost in the Guaranรก
21.10.2025 04:20 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I totally understand that pervy flea now
21.10.2025 04:17 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Fattytober, really??
When Octubber was right there????
I knew my therapist didnโt know jack shit
20.10.2025 17:23 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0The result of way too much Guaranรก
20.10.2025 16:55 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0But if my favorite Pokรฉmon type is fat am I normal
20.10.2025 16:37 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
