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audrey. 34. NYC. she/they. robots/anime/games. crusader/cohost of pod of greed and cohost of prime cuts. icon by @szkinart / banner by @risiblezombie on twitter. Sometimes I do drag.

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Man even the twist is like a very β€œlife finds a way” thing. Also I always think about this post. You either ghost or you trick, dude! You either ghost! Or you trick!

09.03.2026 02:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s like $5 on Apple Store it’s so good

09.03.2026 02:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Anyway. I finished da2

08.03.2026 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why do I keep flying with JetBlue. They change and cancel flights so often it’s so annoying!!!

08.03.2026 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe the first year ever I’ve remembered dst was happening before it happened

08.03.2026 14:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Genuinely scary game we’re so back

07.03.2026 15:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This game has everything: mommy issues, Leon s Kennedy, the babadook,

07.03.2026 15:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

RESIDENT FUCKING EVIL!!!!

07.03.2026 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You win I don’t have a reply that’s funnier than this

06.03.2026 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Okay well some of us arent blood capitalists who care about our jobs more than socialized healthcare or free will without the threat of demonic brainwashing

06.03.2026 01:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œThe Templar’s are the cop arm of an oppressive religion and need to be overthrown” yes absolutely β€œwe can only do this by using blood magic on everyone we come across” man come on

06.03.2026 01:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

It is nuts to play a mage and have my one rivalry be with another mage. Merrill girl blood magic is no bueno! And Anders isn’t any betterβ€”I just romanced him first so I maxed out his friendship quickly

06.03.2026 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I did circus performing for nine years

05.03.2026 04:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Drag a hand down my face. I still need to do my taxes

03.03.2026 02:15 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œThe treatment of mages is abhorrent and cruel and the Templars should be abolished!” True! β€œAnd we should raze all of
Kirkwall to the ground, refugees included, to do it!” Well, no,

02.03.2026 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Have none of these bitches heard of the concept of nuance

02.03.2026 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I love my friends

01.03.2026 04:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So fascinated by this gaggle of congenitally attractive skinny girl dressed for the club at the saint marks sing sing, where karaoke goes to die

01.03.2026 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Singing 30 seconds to mars at karaoke but shaking my head the whole time so people know I don’t approve of Jared Leto

01.03.2026 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

there's literally no way to liberate a people by murdering their children en masse. Israelis use liberating Gaza from Hamas as a justification just like I'm seeing Americans (including Iranian-Americans) justify it here. but it makes you a monster, an accomplice to monstrous things.

28.02.2026 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 94    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It is eating me alive to feel a desire for the existence of Hell

28.02.2026 22:48 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it is very weird how many people say shit like "oh she only meant 'the goyim know' as a criticism of Bibi"

people have taken the idea that antisemitism isn't the same thing as opposition to Israel and decided this means they're mutually exclusive and you can safely do Blood Libel antizionistly

27.02.2026 12:53 β€” πŸ‘ 55    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I do get it but also respectfully I don’t know that we should be giving the PokΓ©mon company and Nintendo specifically a pass for IP infringement given their histories!

27.02.2026 15:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Like am I insane it’s even the same name

27.02.2026 15:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not to be a negative Nancy but isn’t pombon like a direct plagiarism of cassette beasts

27.02.2026 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Asking the audience: should I buy Detroit become human? On the one hand it's only $3 on steam right now on the other hand its detroit become human

26.02.2026 23:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also like. Sure. But also Dax slept with bones so like πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

26.02.2026 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

All online grant portals are my enemy but government portals are going to be the thing that ultimately kills me

26.02.2026 16:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah I watched all the Batman animateds through beyond the last time i got Bruce brainworms. I thought 2004 joker was an interesting design! Not necessarily my taste after btas but it was nice to see someone doing something new with his character. Good voice too, especially following hamill

26.02.2026 04:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0