crocdile

This app told me to like ten posts so I liked ten of my old posts and now I feel like I've cheated the system when in reality I've just given the algorithm nothing to work with

Forgot I had this app

If you ever think your life is hard just think about how it must've been to experience the blunder of '25

You guys ever trying to go to sleep and your brain is like "lmao what if you open your eyes and there's someone there"

Holy shit (just found this in my house randomly)

This is actually me whining about how my laptop sucks but in disguise

Everybody saying silksong is super difficult really puts into perspective how cracked and awesome I am (my laptop can't even run a consistent 30fps and constantly eats my inputs but I'm still getting through the game fine (probably with more deaths than I would have otherwise tho))

Deltarune fan goes outside for the first time, sees truck, dies

Considering spreading misinformation as a hobby

Mr Beast video idea: I trapped 100 people in an abandoned warehouse and forced them to resort to cannibalism to survive [EPIC BATTLE ROYALE] (FORTNITE IN REAL LIFE CHALLENGE)

Just remembered when I changed my pfp to this ironically years ago and it stayed way longer than it had any right to

Should I bring it back

Watched Minecraft movie on Saturday, probably should have said this earlier

Shit was peak, absolute cinema, don't care what anyone else says

deltarune tomorrow in 63 days

a cartoon character with glasses and a mohawk says " im always watching " ALT: a cartoon character with glasses and a mohawk says " im always watching "

Goon't

I mean 2013 shit

Some poor child in 2011 searching up videos of pokemon X (he was really excited to see those new mega evolutions)

I'm secretly awesome and really cool and nobody knows it because it's a super duper secret

Wait hold up I had something really funny I wanted to say but I forgot

I just learned a piece of information that made me feel bad for people I don't know which is crazy because that doesn't usually happen

Character limit was really against me in this one

I didn't have anything more to say tho

No way they thought this would work I'm not doing shit just because you labelled it as a challenge

I think I saw a meme about this like 3 years ago, like how you can call anything a 'challenge' and people will just do it

My guy said "get rid of the horrific and very incriminating photos challenge"

I assume following accounts related to stuff I like would make the politics go away but I'm way too embarrassed to be publicly enjoying anything bro

I'm sick as hell (cool not unwell)

I think I'm hungry but I can't tell and also I'm supposed to be sleeping rn but I'm straight villainous and evil

Picture that shows how smart I am (really smart)

Chat I'm super duper with it

Oh yeah also I don't wanna be on American politics bluesky how the hell do I get out of here this is awful

Guys

I got sm64dx, I am the protector of cwcville.

He was harassing Maria. Proper movie villain.