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Was gonna try and walk in to a restaurant but I just remembered it's literally valentine's day on a weekend and so they're probably all full

Tiktok turning mlm into a way for masc4masc bi guys and "I'm not THAT kind of gay" to bat signal to each other. And also popularising "dih"

Also I'm not the type of person that wears sweatpants outdoors so it's just straight up less comfortable

I've recently become enamoured with the word deleterious but I don't imagine I'll find an opportunity to use it in an unforced way any time soon

I could never post anything vaguely medical online because the replies and comments immediately become a commiseration zone for people who've had negative (subjective) experiences. Time and place. They're talking about the time a dog got on the ward.....

Nigerians have a special talent of making please and thank you sound dismissive and rude without even realising it

Wait this sounds like a fun way to watch I might actually get around to watchenings now....

Not you (I got that vibe) I meant kaleb

The concept of it taking a third person shooter to get oomves into a MOBA(?)

THE SHOW RANDOMLY TURNING INTO ONE OF THOSE OVERDRAMATIC VERTICALS SJSVSJSVSJBDKDNDJDN

Instead of reincarnation and a system it's just a mysterious billionaire tycoon

I like how you can tell when a TV adaptation of a Chinese webnovel/manhua is tweaked to be less superstitious

Nah take that last emoji away obfuscation is the opposite of yitzackening

I love fanfiction characterisation so much this is how you get HR because with the number of permutations they go through it might as well be an OC

Oh ok scream so they were getting freaky every which way got it got it

See this is outrageous for "how did he even get in there" reasons but you could prob swap that out for a generic office worker setting. I mean stuff like getting admitted for a scratch OR not being in the ITU after multiple organ failure

tbf I bet it's common in telenovelas etc so it's probably a straightforward way to add drama and tension. However what gets me is the inaccuracies

What is with fanfictions and asian media necessitating a hospital plotline

Was gonna make a bleet about something being built where I live but then I checked how many there actually were in the world and there's less than ten. Almost Yitzack'ed myself omg

Ykw fairs. I wish they made a version of it that was like a dry biscuit or something because that texture is almost cloying

The chalk drink?

Omg I remember when you posted about finding the artist for this ugh such an excellent design and execution

The thing about owning a polaroid* camera is that you start offering to gift people pictures of themselves all the time

Gonna Bleach My Eyebrows

open.spotify.com/track/3Am6nV...

When you get to the part of the webnovel that's blatantly the author's granular notes on the universe's rules

Matchy matchy!

Activating my superpower of immediately becoming infatuated with the nearest muslimiaic looking guy in my age range (we actually tangentially know each other)

At a (one-day) conference running into people that have never been ran into before

Pick an interesting ingredient

Language is constructed and has evolved but I do think it's funny how the (alleged) online fujo demographic went from "rotten girls" getting off -> english speaking "actually most fujoshis are trans/sapphic" -> the HR fandom currently. And whatever is going on with Da Pitt fans