If Trump gets a Nobel, it will have the effect of lowering the energy level of all electrons in the universe to below the ground state, causing an instantaneous collapse of the wavefunction that binds together the fabric of reality so that it unravels & twists itself into an as-yet-unknown topology.
08.10.2025 17:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Me haz discovered new quantum concept. It called Schrodinger's Terminator. It like Wigner's Pal, except cooler. I can has Noble Prize? If not, then you know my response.
08.10.2025 15:28 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
wizard frog is insane
04.10.2025 22:24 β π 13446 π 3733 π¬ 245 π 1234
a person with a pumpkin on their head is watching a pumpkin on a television
ALT: a person with a pumpkin on their head is watching a pumpkin on a television
One good thing about the Halloween season this year: lots of fake horror to distract us from the real horror happening out there right now!
05.10.2025 23:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
He later made a cameo on the show of the same name and won a million dollars on "Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?", proving decisively that he was by obliterating the little brat in the process, perhaps his proudest moment. OK, I made that last part up. You never know.
RIP many, many Smoots away!!
02.10.2025 01:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
After earning an MIT PhD himself, he became a postdoc researcher under the legendary Luis Alvarez at Lawrence Berkeley National Laboratory. He went on to study the CMB (Cosmic Microwave Background, not Color Me Badd) using satellites to confirm the Big Bang Theory, for which he won the Nobel Prize.
02.10.2025 01:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Berkeley: George Smoot, Nobel Laureate Who Helped Confirm The Big Bang, Dies At 80
George Fitzgerald Smoot III, a Nobel Prize-winning physicist whose experiments about space provided some of the most convincing evidence that the universe began with a Big Bang, died on Sept. 18 in...
The Smoot Operator himself, George Smoot, also recently passed. Not only a celebrity Nobel prize-winning physicist, but also a unit of measure made famous by a distant relative. All good MIT students know the Smoot unit that was used to measure the Harvard Bridge distance between Cambridge & Boston
02.10.2025 01:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
YouTube video by Soul Train
Anita Baker Singing Classic Hit "Caught up In the Rapture"
Religious fanatics are apparently waiting for the rapture to happen tomorrow and all I can think is that I hope it involves Anita Baker.
23.09.2025 01:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Fcc this shit
19.09.2025 14:22 β π 109 π 19 π¬ 2 π 0
YouTube video by bob coscolluela
Lyle Mays / Pat Metheny - September Fifteenth
This song was written as a tribute to the great Bill Evans, who died OTD 45 years ago (9/15/80).
16.09.2025 03:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
photo credit: Schrodinger's Cat r/sciencememes u/scienceisfun112358
15.09.2025 11:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
To all the builders, creators, and problem-solvers: Happy #ProgrammersDay! π
13.09.2025 13:30 β π 107 π 26 π¬ 3 π 4
Bad news for all the social media Will Huntings who think you have it solved: You'd better check your work carefully before submitting, or else you might have to clean toilets for another 2 years.
06.09.2025 04:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Science fair patreon.com/berkeleymews
03.09.2025 20:10 β π 124 π 11 π¬ 0 π 1
π I'm SO doing this! π
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30.08.2025 13:00 β π 54 π 26 π¬ 5 π 4
Pretty sure one of the other creatures is an homage to the space herpes from 'Ice Pirates'
29.08.2025 21:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Whoa, 'Alien: Earth' is sooo good. The 4 new species should be interesting, especially "Species 64", T. Ocellus (octo-eyeball). But I did not anticipate the long-awaited return of Michigan J. Chestburster.
28.08.2025 17:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
YouTube video by Eighth Wonder - Topic
J'ai Pas Peur (French Version)
A French interpretation of Pet Shop Boys' "I'm Not Scared" as covered by Patsy Kensit.
27.08.2025 02:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
YouTube video by Limonade Remastering
[HD] Mylène Farmer - Désenchantée
Vive la RΓ©volution β
26.08.2025 06:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Iβm an award-winning mathematician. Trump just cut my funding.
The βMozart of Mathβ tried to stay out of politics. Then it came for his research.
I wrote an op-ed on the world-class STEM research ecosystem in the United States, and how this ecosystem is now under attack on multiple fronts by the current administration: newsletter.ofthebrave.org/p/im-an-awar...
18.08.2025 15:45 β π 754 π 307 π¬ 18 π 29
No need to ask, he's a unitary operator....
Unitary Operator.
19.08.2025 00:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Bologna
18.08.2025 02:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
And the chicks for free.
18.08.2025 01:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Alternate lyrics: "I want my... I want my... I want my 6-inch sweet onion chicken teriyaki."
18.08.2025 01:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
The Police - Don't Sand(wich) So Close To Me
18.08.2025 01:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
How easy is it to fudge your scientific rank? Meet Larry, the worldβs most cited cat
βExercise in absurdityβ reveals flaws in Google Scholarβs productivity metrics
Larry Richardson appeared to be an early-career mathematician with potential, racking up more than 130 citations in 4 years.
It would all be rather remarkableβif the studies werenβt complete gibberish. And if Larry wasnβt a cat. #InternationalCatDay scim.ag/4lg3wTp
08.08.2025 17:58 β π 163 π 64 π¬ 6 π 12
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