Elissa 🥮 | yiling laozu apologist

Listening to that kpop demon hunter soundtrack mood.

if no meat in the cloud recesses why hgj beefy 🤔🤔🤔
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Here is my 1st week drawing for #floralpril2025 #floralpril with Lan Wangji my baby redesigned with the Angel Trumpet flower 🌼
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Text of post: “pete !! @peterokii • Mar 28 oh poor baby 🥺🥺 do you need the robot to make you pictures?🥺🥺 yeah?🥺🥺 do you need the bo-bot to write you essay too? yeah ??? you can't do it?? 🥺🥺oò you're a moron??🥺🥺 do you need chat gpt to fuck your wife ??🥺🥺🥺

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含光君要來硬的了🥵
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happy lunar new year 🐍 2025 ✨🎉💖

a sketch requested by my patron--- Jiang Cheng with SanDu and ZiDian (my weapon spirit oc design) celebrating lunar new year :3

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happy shangyuan lantern festival ✨💖🐇
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🌙For My Lost Fated One🌙
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[ #mdzs ] I am reading MDZS for the first time!! Excited to be back in the wwx pit :3

quick little thing for my babygirl’s birthday 🎂
#蓝忘机0123生日快乐
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A drawing of a guillotine with the words so be it written on the blade.

If this is how it's gonna be

hgj… #mdzs

wwx: well lan zhan? what do you think this says about the views of today's youth on the metahuman vigilantes?

lwj, who just watched a two-minute fanart compilation of hgj shirtless and in suspicious poses: uh

they get… sort of acquainted. not really friends, but friendly enough.

wwx often goes to the cafe to think and write his articles. lwj goes there to grade schoolwork, help wwx brainstorm ideas, and suffers through every hgj thirst-trap video wwx shows him.

which, y'know…

is quite rude.

it ends with lwj storming out of the coffee shop and a giggling wwx chasing after him, apologizing and offering to buy him coffee to make it up to him.

one of hgj's powers is sight—which lwj has to counteract with his glasses. he looks a touch silly since the lenses magnify his eyes and they appear a bit larger than usual.

the first time he runs into wwx in his civvie form, wwx takes one look at him and bursts out laughing.

and yes, he has glasses and wears his hair in a long braid 👀🔥

hgj's secret identity is lwj, who is a phd student at a nearby university, studying to be a music teacher someday. he's very careful to only play the piano and violin—and not hgj's signature guqin.

he has fewer opportunities to interact with wwx in this form.

of course, jzxun gets mega-pissed and tries to pressure the media to denounce hgj.

fortunately, nmj—a former cop who is now in charge of the publishing house that wwx works for—doesn't cow to pressure. one quick call from him to jgy, and jzxun shuts up.

wwx is enraged—and a little hurt.

but hgj pulls him back, away from jzxun, and says, "You are a known person. If you strike him, the police will find and arrest you for assault. Allow me."

and then hgj back-hands jzxun so hard that jzxun nearly falls to the ground.

one day, during a protest against the jin corporation, jzxun makes some snide comment about how wwx—being a bastard son of the jiang's household staff—wouldn't know anything about how much the world relies on mega-corporations.

before wwx can punch him, hgj stops him.

their rivalry gets a bit harder to maintain after that—not only because wwx can't insult hgj's uniform after personally hosting the contest to change it, but also because he and hgj have very similar views.

wwx: HAAAAAAA HOTTER?? HIM?? NAAAH HAHAHA

wwx: HA

wwx: ha

wwx:

wwx: i can see where i may have miscalculated

wn: sir i really hate to ask but how do u think this is a victory?

wwx: because i got to him!! i got under his skin!! ha!! take that, you fuddy-duddy!!

wn: sir have u considered that, because of u, he looks hotter now

where previously hgj had his entire head covered by a mask, his new mask sports a visor/helmet that leaves the bottom half of his face exposed.

wwx: ahahahaHAHAHAHAHA WEN NING LOOK CAN U BELIEVE IT?? I CAN'T BELIEVE HGJ READS MY PAPERS?? I WIIIIIINNN 🎉🎉

to wwx's surprise (and delight), there are many responses. a few of them are even quite nice.

then, to everyone's shock, hgj actually changes his uniform to match the winner's design: a beautiful white outfit of swirling silver clouds and crane motifs.

in response, hgj pretends to not notice that his handling of wwx gets rougher and more careless.

after being carried upside-down by his ankle, wwx retaliates by holding a 'redesign hanguang-jun's fuddy-duddy vigilante outfit' contest in the paper.

#mdzs there might be some accidental repeat reposts from me, my deepest apologies in advance 😩

junior quartet!

zwj: didi, ignore him

hgj: HE SAID I LOOKED—

zwj: you have a full-face mask. nobody knows what you look like. he cannot decisively claim you look old. and besides—he praised you! and he encouraged readers to donate to charity in your name!

hgj: this is libel

wwx, in an article: 'one can always expect Hanguang-Jun to be where the trouble is. it's simply a pity that trouble so rarely is found at his personal tailor's.'

hgj:

hgj: this bitc—