Jack Parker jackwparker - Bluesky Statics

Are we great yet?

28.02.2026 17:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

yes Josh they had to redact thousands of files for that reason

25.02.2026 01:21 — 👍 2303 🔁 385 💬 22 📌 0

Anyone who voluntarily listens to him speak for an hour and 40 minutes is an absolute sicko

25.02.2026 04:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I choose joy

25.02.2026 03:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm not watching that shit.

25.02.2026 03:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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The State of the Union speech tonight

24.02.2026 15:45 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

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The State of the Union speech tonight

24.02.2026 15:45 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Kids

22.02.2026 21:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You love to see it

20.02.2026 17:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So awful. No one should ever move here

17.02.2026 15:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Being an adult is cool because you’re exhausted all the time but you also get the satisfaction of not really accomplishing anything

15.02.2026 20:44 — 👍 834 🔁 180 💬 7 📌 5

Seriously! 👃

16.02.2026 06:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

All this technology and they haven't even invented smellevision yet 😭

16.02.2026 06:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Man I hope the Hawks opt out of a White House visit

13.02.2026 21:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm so sorry Eric! Virtual hugs to you. ❤️

12.02.2026 20:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Capitol switchboard
(202) 225-3121

Call your Senators.

12.02.2026 04:04 — 👍 46 🔁 19 💬 1 📌 0

Pam Bondi seems fine and not at all totally fucking insane (the most sarcasm)

12.02.2026 00:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ugh I just saw an interview with Sam Darnold where he was asked who is fave musical artist is and said MORGAN WALLEN 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😕😕😕😕😭

10.02.2026 16:46 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It was beautiful.

09.02.2026 05:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The neighbors' fireworks just made me shit myself a little 💩

09.02.2026 03:34 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The world champion Seattle Seahawks.

09.02.2026 03:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ref ball 👎

09.02.2026 03:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

TOUCHDOOOOOOWN SEAHAWKS

09.02.2026 02:29 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I LOVED THAT HALFTIME SHOW

09.02.2026 01:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I still can't believe the Seahawks are in the DANG SUPER BOWL LETS GOOOOOOOO

08.02.2026 22:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

maybe it will happen while Bad Bunny is performing

08.02.2026 21:03 — 👍 71 🔁 10 💬 2 📌 2

So good!!!

08.02.2026 20:26 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hey chat how's your dip game looking? Go Hawks

08.02.2026 18:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sooooo anything going on today?

08.02.2026 17:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yeah but only when I'm not thinking about the rise of fascism go Hawks

07.02.2026 21:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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