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Svetlana Anastasia Garfunkle-Guggemos

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My dog collapses the wave function. He's going to digitize his mind & merge w/ AI. I'm a mentally-stable genius. The future looks great.

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The real clincher is that dog smelled backwards is, OMG, God! Well now we know.

27.03.2025 21:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I said "Bad dog! No more collapsing wave functions!" He apologized & said he would stop. I thought quantum physicists should know, as this changes things.

27.03.2025 19:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Then I realized my dog is the universal consciousness. Here he is demonstrating how he does it.

27.03.2025 19:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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