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(Trying to be less political here) Greyhound hugger/Lego/Sci-Fi/LGBTQ+๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ

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a man is standing in front of a table with plates on it and the word life written on it . ALT: a man is standing in front of a table with plates on it and the word life written on it .

That's good fella, if you can get along with them it makes it so much easier doesn't it.
We're fine thanks fella, trying to keep all our plates spinning as always

11.11.2025 12:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ouch and OUCH!!! you poor bugger, hope you can get that abscess sorted, in my experience they make it feel briefly worse to get it better much quicker, worth the visit even with a fierce hygienist... completely agree that can be worse!! I'm at mine in two weeks.. already having anxiety over it๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

11.11.2025 11:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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11.11.2025 10:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Quick check in, hope everyone is happy and healthy, sending hugs to all that need them today x

11.11.2025 07:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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08.11.2025 20:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Or Tesla without Musk is like a pavement without dog shit..
you say potato, I say....

08.11.2025 12:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Getting started on the Christmas pressies? who for I wonder...

07.11.2025 17:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Traitors.... now... that's how you do it, the winner deserved that...
No spoilers

06.11.2025 22:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

and they say we're short of prison cells eh?

06.11.2025 21:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks Andrew, I went and found it on YouTube, watched it twice over

Just saying, no way did that kid get dragged over lego, he'd have no skin left on him ๐Ÿคฃ

06.11.2025 14:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Looking at the deflector shield... phew! Best get saving

06.11.2025 14:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't think so fella

06.11.2025 14:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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We're bored of fireworks here, yawn. Maggie, thankfully not at all bothered by them. But, sending hugs to all that have to endure this month of hideousness with their sensitive pets, we've been there and understand the stress this month can bring ๐Ÿซ‚

01.11.2025 17:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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25.10.2025 13:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Have a good one fella

25.10.2025 11:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a cartoon cat is dancing with the words happy weekend behind it ALT: a cartoon cat is dancing with the words happy weekend behind it

Hope everyone has a fun weekend x

25.10.2025 08:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maybe the next series should have a different host each week, see how they work

23.10.2025 14:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not that they'll need suggestions, but a drag queen would be a fun presenter

23.10.2025 14:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The media will be in clickbait heaven until new presenters are announced

23.10.2025 11:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Aww... that's a shame, Claudia is great... Can hear Stephen Mulhern and Allison Hammon calling their agents...

23.10.2025 10:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โค๏ธ

22.10.2025 16:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I always like your work but I bloody love this one!!

22.10.2025 16:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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So my day started trying to wind a tightly rolled carpet through the sharp corners of our bungalow at 7am, a time spent trying to put a childs doll house together, a little more time on a mystery tour of the back roads of Lincolnshire and the Humber and now my bum is firmly planted to the sofa

22.10.2025 16:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

At the risk of sounding like Picard, He should read more history, absolute monarchies tend not to end well for any of those who rise to the top.. just a matter of time

22.10.2025 15:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Paying off his accuser and being punished by the king don't help any pleas of innocence..
Nor does asking the police to dig up dirt on those accusers, if indeed he did. I agree, get the toad in court if the CPS thinks there's a case

22.10.2025 13:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They have much in common, secrets still to come out.. when they do.. they'll need the biggest dead cat to distract attention

22.10.2025 13:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Isn't he already a king? In the 16th century definition... hard to see any difference now he's in office, using religion to justify the persecution of minorities, using his power without scrutiny, attempting to silence those speaking against him... more of a king than some countries with a monarchy

22.10.2025 13:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Those Chinese chaps should wash their shorts on a lower temperature, they'd shrink less

22.10.2025 13:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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He hasn't gone anywhere, he's still getting a publicly paid pension, living rent free

Meanwhile that creaking balcony of Royals that still dip their buckets in the public well have all been absolutely fcuking silent

He's avoided justice, you or I would've had our doors kicked in by police

22.10.2025 13:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Have a good day lovelies

22.10.2025 07:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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