@foxjustin.bsky.social
Autonomic nervous system with accessories. Base model.
I'm really sick of hearing people's phone speaker. I know I'm the weird one here, but it's like a stab in the ear. #oldmanyellsatcloud
21.07.2025 23:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Steak.
17.06.2025 01:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The best part about outback steakhouse is renaming my bathroom the stake back outhouse.
17.06.2025 01:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0To use the secret decoder ring place the secret decoder helmet on your head arranged so that secret decoder ring is visible through the classified decoder visor.
31.03.2025 14:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I give this post three snaps up in a Z formation.
22.03.2025 17:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The amount of A.I. I want when I open NOTEPAD is god damn mother fucking absolute zero. omfg
12.03.2025 23:49 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0fart : flatulate :: burp : eructate
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Spiritual enlightenment is a commercially available product. It comes in a green plastic bottle and it is a liquid that smells vaguely like cucumbers.
15.02.2025 15:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It's embarrassing when your team only wins 3 of the last six championships and only even appeared in 5 of the last six. What are we even doing?
10.02.2025 03:32 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0@neurosismancer.gay congratulations
10.02.2025 03:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Halftime at the sports season finale. Now is the time where Taylor does her black magic and hypnotizes the refs into giving us all of the calls. It's almost too easy.
10.02.2025 01:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🙌
10.02.2025 00:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Holy shit! This is special!
04.02.2025 18:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Pro tip: before someone goes onstage, you can say "break a leg!" and they will like it. But if you say "shatter your femur" they get real weird on you.
30.01.2025 02:30 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Does Lex know he is a time displaced clone?
27.01.2025 22:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0@taylorswiftjets.grndcntrl.net tackled so many mother fuckers for so many touchdowns!
27.01.2025 03:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🦹
27.01.2025 03:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Isn't their special nair for "intimate" areas?
24.01.2025 00:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I ACTUALLY FUCKING DO THIS
22.01.2025 14:09 — 👍 1948 🔁 53 💬 174 📌 10Distortion 11!
22.01.2025 00:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Buy my MIDI notes pack.
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If you see this, post something toothy.
17.12.2024 18:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Everybody to the limit.
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