moveafaderandseegodalready

i know you said you weren’t a girl or anything but i just checked out your soundcloud and all of your mixes were mono compatible

forever grateful i can have a bunch of hot women link arms while i pull them over me like a duvet and take a nap

i’m literally casting aspersions on your shit and there’s nothing you can do about it

are you got my spoon cooking brown bangin skunk smokin rock tokin ket sniffin coke chopping base poppin e pretty or two lines of k and a baaaaaaag of brown pretty? more at 11

developing a parasocial relationship with my therapist

molly is a sexy drug cause it triggers manic episodes. try to buy pheromones like that off the silk road buddy i’m speaking exclusively in run on sentences and she’s still gonna let me hit

everything you leave behind in 2024 i take. times are hard.

they should put djs on the back of cigarette packs like tranny wheaties

warg records

warg

i cast ensmall youre penis

haha WOAH HUMMINA A BUHBUHBUHBUH OW OW *fog horn* 👀👀👀 !!! 🤯🤯🤯 👉👈👉👈👉👈👉👈👉👈👉

i got u bitch

i’m sorry i lied i crossed the beams with the boys once and now they don’t talk to me anymore

oh you’re lesbians? so who does the strongbad voice and who does the homestar runner voice?

when i skip boofing progesterone because i’m already full of gas station dick pills

my boys reek of piss now and now the gamestop lady won’t make eye contact with us

drinking cosmos with the boys til it’s time to goon

out here crossing the beams getting piss all over my boys

boofing gas station dick pills with the boys

the cosanostra runs on plur

lexapro flipping