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[[Number 1 RatedSalesman1997]]

@halbigshot.bsky.social

EVERYBUDDY'S FAVORITE SPAMTON G. SPAMTON main: @halberdly.bsky.social PROFESSIONAL NOUNS: HE/THEY

72 Followers  |  50 Following  |  142 Posts  |  Joined: 25.03.2025  |  2.4312

Latest posts by halbigshot.bsky.social on Bluesky

SPAMTON G. SPAMTON [mlik] FOR ONLY *2147483647 KROMER* A MONTH

25.10.2025 17:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

literally how

16.10.2025 15:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

NOW IS YOUR [[BIG]] CHANCE TO BE A [[SHOT]]

30.09.2025 12:37 — 👍 7    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

[[BIG!!]] MORNING

18.09.2025 12:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Big Spamton Cars | Deltarune Animatic
YouTube video by Cameron Collar Big Spamton Cars | Deltarune Animatic

youtu.be/MxKQuAeosi4?...

30.07.2025 16:29 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

HOLY [$#!T] IT'S ME

30.07.2025 16:25 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

I'M GOING TO DOUSE [Baltimore] IN FIRE AND SET IT ON GAS

25.07.2025 17:41 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

HAEHAEHAEHAE
THAT'S RIGHT
I'LL MAKE THAT CLOWN [Rue the Day] HE STEPPED FOOT ON MY [Free Domain]

25.07.2025 17:37 — 👍 10    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 0

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07.07.2025 04:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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07.07.2025 04:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

TENNA [$#&@]ING SPRAYED ME
I'M NO [Tony Fox] DON'T COVER ME IN FOAM

22.06.2025 00:37 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

[Loud Correct Buzzer]

22.06.2025 00:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

THAT [$#@&!] DIDN'T RECOGNIZE ME

22.06.2025 00:18 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

COMPUTER.

20.06.2025 05:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

TAKE THE [Deal]

13.06.2025 19:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

NOW MAKE LIKE A [[BIG SHOT!!]] AND-
*RING RING*
WHAT?
HELLO? [CPS]??
IT'S FOR YOU.

13.06.2025 19:01 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

AND BEFORE YOU SAY THAT THIS IS A SPOILER [Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer] IMPLIED IT

13.06.2025 18:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

[Hochi Mama refers to Noelle and her mom is a] [$*@&]ING @$$

13.06.2025 18:54 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

AND I REFUSE TO GET [Iconic River Song Catchphrase]

10.06.2025 23:08 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

OR MAYBE NOT I HAVE NOT [Scene It] THE [Seen It] WHERE I [Interaction Bait] WITH HIM

10.06.2025 23:05 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

SORRY [Haven]
THE LOCATION YOU ARE GOING TO IS LOCATED IN [Heaven]

AND I CAN'T [$#@&]ING LEAVE THE [Dark] NO MATTER HOW [when dwayne johnson gets a @#$&! is he "rock" hard] I TRY

10.06.2025 23:04 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

[Deal]

10.06.2025 23:01 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

TENNA IS AN OLD CRT TV FROM CHAPTER THREE
HE'S AN [@$$H0L3] GAMESHOW HOST I WOULD GLADLY HIT HIM WITH [Rocks]

10.06.2025 23:01 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

HAEHAEHAEHAE
STOP TICKLING ME HAEHAEHAE
THIS IS WORSE THAN THE TIME THAT [Clown] PRANK CALLED ME LIKE A [$#@&]ING [The Symptoms]
[Insert Cutaway Gag Here]

10.06.2025 22:58 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

WHEN I'M SURROUNDED BY ADVERTISEMENTS AND BOTS I'M ALWAYS SEEING [why is there so much PORN -Ted from hit movie Ted]

10.06.2025 22:56 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

THEY'RE SHOOTING ME WITH [Guns] AND FILLING ME WITH [Milk] AND THROWING ME AT [Freshly Tiled Bathroom Floor]

10.06.2025 22:53 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

LAY OFF THE [Gas] I GOTTA SHOW YOU THE LINK TO MY THATWIRE SERVER ON MY [iPhone 7 Minus]

10.06.2025 22:51 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

CLICK HERE TO JOIN MY [five nights at freddy's nsfw roleplay 18+ thatwire server]

10.06.2025 22:50 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

NO PROBLEM [Esteemed Customer]
ALWAYS HERE TO HELP A FELLOW [Incredibly Cool Person]

06.06.2025 01:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I DO NOT KNOW OR CARE IF YOU NEED ANY OF THIS IF YOU DON'T WANT IT YOU CAN [Throw It To Someone Else]

06.06.2025 01:41 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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