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Coffee for the backbone of the internet. cetacaff.com Please reach out in DMs here or support@cetacaff.com for support or getting your posts sponsored.

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NEW COFFEE AVAILABLE:

Not a fan of the darker, bold coffee? This medium roast is a great crowd-pleaser. Check it out at cetacaff.com

21.10.2025 15:45 — 👍 2    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

New roast launching tomorrow

20.10.2025 19:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We're not sitting on our laurels. Got some fun stuff to come.

15.10.2025 21:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Seems pretty common for people to dropship coffee.

I do not do that. I spent a long time buying and roasting beans from a local trader until I got the flavor I wanted. I personally bag and label everything. When you get coffee, it's straight from me.

03.10.2025 19:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Interesting in getting your own post/art sponsored? Anyone is welcome to apply here! docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

01.10.2025 16:08 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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DOES ANYBODY WANT COFFEE?!

29.09.2025 15:36 — 👍 3    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

TOMORROW

29.09.2025 06:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I've been trying lots of other coffees for espresso. Gotta say, my stuff absolutely competes.

17.09.2025 22:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Labels ordered!

15.09.2025 18:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We're so close...

20.08.2025 15:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm still alive! I've started roasting a bit just to make sure I haven't lost my touch, and I certainly haven't. Definitely still doing this.

09.06.2025 18:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Quick update: once the labels are done, I'll be opening the site to orders, but that's not going to be very soon. There's a very specific person I want to work with on this and for a passion project like this, I don't believe in replacing people like cogs in a machine.

10.03.2025 19:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Some sample roasting from last weekend, since it warmed up.

24.02.2025 23:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Happy Friday!

07.02.2025 18:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Brewed some Ko-Bold today. Almost got a perfect shot (I'll post a vid on it eventually) and boy that is a DEEP flavor, definitely lives up to its name. I think I can roast it a bit darker next time, though.

05.02.2025 22:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Interestingly enough, Happy Orca Medium tastes best when you slightly "overextract" the espresso. Normally you'd go for a 30 second extraction, 36 grams out. I went for 35 seconds and 32 grams out. It smells as if it might be a sour shot, but it ends up being very earthy and bold

03.02.2025 19:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Beans have been sent out to the sponsors, boy do I ever hope they like them.

27.01.2025 20:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Great news! I've got the sponsor roasts sealed and packaged. The padded envelopes are just barely big enough, and I got to use an impact heat sealer for the first time. They're very slick, just one second to seal the bag, no need to preheat anything. It's like magic.

27.01.2025 00:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Roasted 4 pounds today. Ko-Bold on the right, Happy Orca Medium on the left.

26.01.2025 00:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dang, coffee bag labels are expensive. About a buck per.

24.01.2025 20:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah, if I'm gonna roast, it'll have to be Saturday. way too cold this week.

23.01.2025 16:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I want to be transparent as possible within reason, and as such, this is what I'm thinking for the sponsorship form. Any questions/feedback?

forms.gle/mot9kvvpfStz...

23.01.2025 00:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not to mention, if that weren't the case, then no games' terms of service would ever apply. I'm not having someone renovate my house, I'm having them do a sponsored post. Nothing massive. You do thing, I pay you. You keep all the rights.

22.01.2025 20:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I was initially going to do a proper esign contract and everything, but a) it's expensive and tedious, b) you can form a binding agreement with checkboxes and a google form. You don't need a signature in blood for that, there are plenty of implicit contracts.

22.01.2025 20:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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What do you think of the placeholder logo?

21.01.2025 17:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Heat sealer and coffee bags should be coming in Thursday. I'm still trying to figure out where I should source some bubble envelopes, so I might look around to local stores for that.

It's still EXTREMELY cold, far too cold to roast. This weekend's looking good though!

21.01.2025 17:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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DOES ANYBODY WANT COFFEE

21.01.2025 01:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0