NEW COFFEE AVAILABLE:
Not a fan of the darker, bold coffee? This medium roast is a great crowd-pleaser. Check it out at cetacaff.com
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NEW COFFEE AVAILABLE:
Not a fan of the darker, bold coffee? This medium roast is a great crowd-pleaser. Check it out at cetacaff.com
New roast launching tomorrow
20.10.2025 19:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We're not sitting on our laurels. Got some fun stuff to come.
15.10.2025 21:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Seems pretty common for people to dropship coffee.
I do not do that. I spent a long time buying and roasting beans from a local trader until I got the flavor I wanted. I personally bag and label everything. When you get coffee, it's straight from me.
Interesting in getting your own post/art sponsored? Anyone is welcome to apply here! docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
01.10.2025 16:08 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0DOES ANYBODY WANT COFFEE?!
29.09.2025 15:36 — 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0TOMORROW
29.09.2025 06:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I've been trying lots of other coffees for espresso. Gotta say, my stuff absolutely competes.
17.09.2025 22:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Labels ordered!
15.09.2025 18:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We're so close...
20.08.2025 15:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm still alive! I've started roasting a bit just to make sure I haven't lost my touch, and I certainly haven't. Definitely still doing this.
09.06.2025 18:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Quick update: once the labels are done, I'll be opening the site to orders, but that's not going to be very soon. There's a very specific person I want to work with on this and for a passion project like this, I don't believe in replacing people like cogs in a machine.
10.03.2025 19:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Some sample roasting from last weekend, since it warmed up.
24.02.2025 23:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Happy Friday!
07.02.2025 18:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Brewed some Ko-Bold today. Almost got a perfect shot (I'll post a vid on it eventually) and boy that is a DEEP flavor, definitely lives up to its name. I think I can roast it a bit darker next time, though.
05.02.2025 22:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Interestingly enough, Happy Orca Medium tastes best when you slightly "overextract" the espresso. Normally you'd go for a 30 second extraction, 36 grams out. I went for 35 seconds and 32 grams out. It smells as if it might be a sour shot, but it ends up being very earthy and bold
03.02.2025 19:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Beans have been sent out to the sponsors, boy do I ever hope they like them.
27.01.2025 20:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Great news! I've got the sponsor roasts sealed and packaged. The padded envelopes are just barely big enough, and I got to use an impact heat sealer for the first time. They're very slick, just one second to seal the bag, no need to preheat anything. It's like magic.
27.01.2025 00:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Roasted 4 pounds today. Ko-Bold on the right, Happy Orca Medium on the left.
26.01.2025 00:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dang, coffee bag labels are expensive. About a buck per.
24.01.2025 20:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yeah, if I'm gonna roast, it'll have to be Saturday. way too cold this week.
23.01.2025 16:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I want to be transparent as possible within reason, and as such, this is what I'm thinking for the sponsorship form. Any questions/feedback?
forms.gle/mot9kvvpfStz...
Not to mention, if that weren't the case, then no games' terms of service would ever apply. I'm not having someone renovate my house, I'm having them do a sponsored post. Nothing massive. You do thing, I pay you. You keep all the rights.
22.01.2025 20:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I was initially going to do a proper esign contract and everything, but a) it's expensive and tedious, b) you can form a binding agreement with checkboxes and a google form. You don't need a signature in blood for that, there are plenty of implicit contracts.
22.01.2025 20:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0What do you think of the placeholder logo?
21.01.2025 17:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Heat sealer and coffee bags should be coming in Thursday. I'm still trying to figure out where I should source some bubble envelopes, so I might look around to local stores for that.
It's still EXTREMELY cold, far too cold to roast. This weekend's looking good though!
DOES ANYBODY WANT COFFEE
21.01.2025 01:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0