Funky Dynamite

I think if one brave patriot could infiltrate Mar-a-lago and get close enough to slap a “honk if parts fall off” bumper sticker on Trump’s back, we could begin the healing of the country.

It’s jarring how much this administration cares about nothing, not even its own supposed causes. Trump has been non stop touting lower gas prices, which haven’t decreased that measurably, and then starts a war that makes gas prices skyrocket

Oh. Awesome.

Ah fuck

“President Trump is using a very common cream on the right side of his neck, which is a preventative skin treatment, prescribed by the White House Doctor," Sean Barbabella, the president's personal physician, said in a statement to NBC News.”

My unnamed preventative cream is causing a hideous oozing crust on my neck, but rest assured it is a very common cream that everyone uses

I don’t know if ordering from Amazon and charging a few dollars more on eBay would be sustainable. It may be they have a third party store on Amazon and just charge less there (because most sellers have to to be competitive) and they fulfill their eBay sales from their Amazon inventory somehow?

Many of the reasons people voted for Trump are now reasons to oppose him.
Promise: Shrink government
Reality: ICE concentration camps
Promise: No wars for regime change
Reality: War for regime change
Promise: Prosperity
Reality: High beef prices prompt regime to urge Americans to switch to liver

Like imagine if democrats saw this and went “this is bad” instead of saying “Mr Trump please give us a reason for sending troops to die! Any reason at all is fine good sir”

Dang they’re just gleefully sending cannon fodder and not even trying to conceal their utter lack of care about who dies (cause it sure ain’t them) and yet they won’t lose an ounce of support.

I’m a Democratic representative and I am demanding President Trump provide an explanation for this war with Iran and if he wants me to write him one I will gladly provide it and if he doesn’t want to bother then ok no worries!

Wow we are so fucked if this is the “opposition”

What

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to bomb this elementary school full of kids because he thinks it makes him look cool. also his scheming viziers will be betting money on it for fun. good luck soldier

US-Israeli strike on girls' school kills at least 85 students, Iran's judiciary says At least 85 students have been killed in US-Israeli strikes that hit an Iranian girls' school in Hormozgan province, Iran's judiciary said on Saturday. Washington has not commented on the reported str...

We killed 85 schoolgirls. We are not the good guys.

There should be an Earth for people who don't hate all living things

Trump has launched a war of “fury,” to “raze” and “annihilate,” that has already killed dozens of Iranian girls, reportedly cost the lives of U.S. servicemembers, and will kill many more of both. He is acting without authorization by Congress and flouting international law.

Yeah it sure sucks the Supreme Court gave the president an official “Do whatever you want” waiver

Our terrible perpetually drunk and/or dementia addled child molesting leaders have launched Operation Epic Bacon Narwhal with the help of our closest genocidal regime and have proceeded to bomb the absolute shit out of schoolchildren.

the reason conservatives treat "cancelled for their conservative views" and "cancelled for being a sex pest and rapist" the same is that "powerful men should be allowed to rape their subordinates" *is* a conservative view

this is what they said it would be like under socialism

Who's your favorite Pokemon?
Wrong answers only.

"Fat Pikachu Turns 30 Years Old Today" captioning Fat Pikachu saying "My Back Hurts."

It’s fun how often this administration of “winning” so often just resorts to saying “listen up poors, stop complaining about not being able to afford shit, maybe lower your fucken standards” like that’s a good response

That’s good. I find my dental insurance is the equivalent of them tossing a few crumpled dollar bills at me contemptuously

I dunno why dentists in particular are now seemingly all instituting credit card fees. Oh that 30 cents is really gonna cut into your bottom line on my thousand dollar dental surgery bill? Why not make me just pay the rent for your office too

Data Center Dems need to wake the fuck up and realize that siding with Mark Andreessen and Elon Musk and Peter Thiel is political suicide, in addition to being just plain wrong.

Labyrinth jacket with leather elements designed to look like Hoggle the Dwarf’s vest - front

Labyrinth jacket with leather elements designed to look like Hoggle the Dwarf’s vest - back

I do not have $245 to spend on a jacket but if I had $245 to spend on a jacket I’d spend it on this $245 jacket.

Hey my girlfriend saw you from across the bar and we really dig your vibe

Georgia says Elon Musk’s America PAC violated election law It’s only voter fraud when the other guy does it.

Hey so uhh why is voter fraud not a big deal when republicans do it?

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