Mary Kobayashi

Precisely

Lmao at my bank asking me to confirm my income. I never told you my income, bitch!

To me, it’s not a game.

I feel like Trump is one missed nap away from calling me “oriental”

Ah Vox. Giving vox to the vox-less

He needs that money for neck-shortening surgery.

Dude.

With twice as much syphilis, yes.

No, Andy. That goes against the spirit of the game. In modern hockey, women are considered bad luck.

Screenshot of my new website’s homepage.

I finally redesigned my website after digging through volumes of my work for months. While I allowed myself to feel a bit of pride in my accomplishments, I was alternately overwhelmed by the quantity of decades of work while feeling insignificant in the face of current events. www.jeremyarambulo.com

When a goalie deflects a puck, although it seems random, that's not luck - it is not because his hockey stick (the curved baton used during game play) happened to be in the "right place at the right time." This more often than not is a result of pre-planning, consistent effort, and discipline.

Any professional hockey player will tell you, "minding the net" is a punishment for poor behavior during practice, or financial crimes committed outside of practice, as a way to "bore" the offender into better behavior. However, it requires more focus, attention, and diligence than meets the eye.

The goalie, classically known as "the afterthought of the team," is actually a quite important position in hockey; sometimes even altering the outcome of the game.

Wearing a scarf inside like Charlie and the Chocolate Factory grandparents. I know you want this life

Resist and Unsubscribe

I've canceled my last subscribe & save after I realized Amazon is so evil on a cellular level that they will make it impossible to align deliveries to avoid their customers saving more - also, this logic is pretty sound:

Thing I learned this week: if ur v v sick and out of the PM meds, a nice, big, beautiful ibuprofen can put you to sleep way better

Just saw a commercial for a book

She looks so sweet and happy in these pictures 😭🥲♥️ That would be a hard loss for sure.

Lmfaooo

Typical Mom text: My dentist Dr. Kapp is VERY good if you need dentist. He will be booked for the next 6 months - make appointment NOW. Tell him you are my daughter. Lmk if you make the appt.
me: Thanks Mom I have a dentist! Mom: At dinner for the next 1 hr. Can’t read or respond to text.

Don’t love this new reply. Blocked and reported, b**ch

In New Orleans they call boarding groups with local flare like, “E as in étouffe.” That is so clever!! Would love to be a Seattle flight attendant rn like, “Group A as in Amazon funds ICE”

Agree, it was totally justified.

Unfortunately not. They threatened to cancel the flight, so someone had to throw their baggage in the trash.

Wrong; I’m helping By addressing the problem

“Again, we may run out of space.” Wow, sucks that you sold all those plane tickets then. Would legit hate to be in your shoes

“We are still looking for volunteers to check their overhead bags” Wow, cool hobby. Thanks for sharing that?

I'm so glad he made the O a basketball.

My campaign is sick?

Can I borrow some money? My uh, house is sick