Lmfaooo what a great and accurate retelling
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Lmfaooo what a great and accurate retelling
30.09.2025 22:38 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If I worked for KFC marketing I would constantly be trying to get them to reach out to Dave Grohl to collaborate on a limited edition cole slaw called Grohl Slaw
24.08.2025 04:53 β π 21 π 5 π¬ 1 π 0A paper fortune teller with the colors green red purple and orange as the first choices.
The new Galaxy Z Fold.
23.08.2025 20:09 β π 13 π 4 π¬ 0 π 0Same. It is not a fun game.
23.08.2025 05:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If by "stuff" you mean "points," yes!
23.08.2025 01:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I need someone to play Pilfer with me #tgif
23.08.2025 01:07 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0It was as good as I thought
17.08.2025 10:00 β π 14 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My cousin has this Trader Joeβs βWine Countryβ chicken salad in the fridge that Iβm gonna eat every last bite of when I get home
17.08.2025 08:08 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0as anything other than what it is: a betrayal
10.07.2025 16:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is so true
10.07.2025 16:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0It is so awesome that a relevant topic in our national discourse now is βconcentration camp vs death campβ
09.07.2025 18:14 β π 19 π 4 π¬ 0 π 0I tweeted the wrong thing twice. Fourth timeβs a charm
09.07.2025 18:13 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0*actively eating a huge thing of nachos* why won't this zit on my face go away, i don't get it
03.07.2025 22:33 β π 25 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0I am getting the word out and engaging my community about my event or business. I am building excitement by getting a conversation going
01.07.2025 04:48 β π 12 π 5 π¬ 1 π 0The employees of "AT&T" should be more like "worker bees" and to demonstrate that, I've brought in this hornet's nest
30.06.2025 22:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Itβs giving Gavin Belson
30.06.2025 20:06 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0No, I didnβt
27.06.2025 23:23 β π 60 π 1 π¬ 0 π 2hey man what are you up to, want to get something unbelievably stupid at a coffee place
20.06.2025 19:10 β π 38 π 4 π¬ 1 π 1Not sorryβ¦β¦β¦β¦β¦had to
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(Grudgingly) Wordle is legit today
16.06.2025 17:30 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0It always is.
13.06.2025 01:25 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Don't try to sneak one in on a loophole.
13.06.2025 01:14 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0No, I'm fine. It's just allergies
13.06.2025 00:56 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Can you imagine the class-action lawsuit that could happen from legal citizens on the profiling alone when a Dem becomes pres again
13.06.2025 00:52 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yeah, I can see that. It's nice to see you smile for once
13.06.2025 00:50 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0"Popular With Friends" and it's just photos of all of your friends and not you
13.06.2025 00:47 β π 117 π 11 π¬ 2 π 1The watermelon Red Bull tastes exactly like a Jolly Rancher. No further questions at this time
13.06.2025 00:31 β π 43 π 3 π¬ 2 π 0True.
10.06.2025 19:26 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sheβs actually screaming
10.06.2025 18:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Don't do that again
05.06.2025 20:33 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0