Mary Kobayashi

Today's Wordle is not quite legit

You can change the bedsheet on your bed without taking off literally any of the crap you have on there. If you can't do it, don't blame me. it's just you not believing in your dreams enough

They know the damage they’re doing to our lives

It’s so true

Every time my cat touches my keyboard it’s like WARNING: root access granted

This is a fantastic reason to boycott Starbucks, besides the fact that it sucks:

Love you nana @🍁 TikTok video by lizzie dresang

I had to download TikTok today because I kept getting texts that my aunt Kitte from Missoula went viral

Hard relate.

Please don't post a picture of my house online.

moving half an inch to the side before you click a box is concierge-level stimulation for what would otherwise be a tedious, hours-long experience of trying to get the website to load the actual dates you are traveling, on airplanes which have been approved for flight by the FAA

Expedia is such a wonderful website. The time-saving assumption that I will be leaving my carry-on in the city I am flying to, and that I'd LOVE to be shown flights with no carry-on option for the second half of a round-trip is delightfully efficient; and whichever coder has the the whole thing

First

Wordle is legit today.

#damnitstrue

If they don’t, what is Josh supposed to do with his hands? RE-button his cardigan?!

They do.

The only real agreements exist in science.

A caramel-macchiato flavored cat with short legs laying the wrong way

She even does it when she’s alone

Backwards cuddle

Cat, who goes to the bathroom in a litter box, has adorable new habit of batting my mouth with a paw while I’m asleep. Then after I’ve washed my face and managed to get back to sleep, she’ll do it again 🥰

Maybe transitive verbs aren't right for WORDLE. Have you ever thought about that?!

team mascot trying to commit suicide with a t-shirt cannon

Today’s Wordle is partially legit.

It’s so dope that’s it’s dark at 4:45p now. Suck it, dayheads!

Wordle is extremely not legit by definition today

Exhibit A

Wordle is not legit today

Good job

When my therapist explained that I am not responsible for how someone responds to my "no" and I can't regulate their response but I am responsible for a "yes" I did not mean or the feelings associated with saying "yes" when you want to say "no" it rewired a part of my brain.

What an idiot