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@tessallated.bsky.social

he/him | System | 22 Dirk Strider enthusiast & Pesterchum admin. Sysmates with @tachytelia.bsky.social So if your wings don’t find you heaven, I will bring it down like an ancient bygone. @apotheosisgravitas.bsky.social

40 Followers  |  21 Following  |  615 Posts  |  Joined: 26.11.2024  |  1.9132

Latest posts by tessallated.bsky.social on Bluesky

8eans.

14.11.2025 22:38 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

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13.11.2025 08:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Every time something throws a fit at me for no reason I lose another piece of my will to live. You’RE A FUCKING COMPUTER PROGRAM ACT LIKE IT!

13.11.2025 08:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

What’s that girl over there doing… squints. Looks like speaking with funny words.

01.11.2025 08:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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from the spooky tutorial series: how to draw a witch cat 🧙‍♀️

25.10.2025 13:15 — 👍 783    🔁 142    💬 11    📌 3

On average I really don’t think I’m that intimidating so I agree with you. Now, piss me off and that may scale considerably. I have been told I am kind of scary when I’m mad.

25.10.2025 22:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Like, 2-3. 4-5 if I’m mad.

23.10.2025 22:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Post-con funk hit. Which is to say, the nefarious illness.

19.10.2025 23:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is it really endangered if all your bodies are growing it on every hill?

16.10.2025 12:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I played sixteen hours of Project Zomboid yesterday I think I might be broken.

15.10.2025 21:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Pre-concert I ate four egg rolls and then took a goddamn nap.

13.10.2025 01:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It’s so fucking hard to find good shitty Chinese food where I live so it was the icing on the cake post-concert.

13.10.2025 01:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Am I slightly injured? Yes absolutely. Was it worth? Yes absolutely.

12.10.2025 21:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I got to have shitty Chinese food after I got back to the hotel after the concert too it was euphoric.

12.10.2025 21:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Willingly reentering containment soon I suppose but I am a changed man and my boyfriend might be chewing on me a little bit. Okay no I’m the one that chews on people but he’s living his best life right now.

12.10.2025 21:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Concert fucked btw.

12.10.2025 18:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah, back.

12.10.2025 18:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fuck no I’m not going back to the goddamn Vatican.

11.10.2025 19:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
A photo of the interior of LA Union Station.

A photo of the interior of LA Union Station.

I’ve breached containment.

11.10.2025 19:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

New phone…

11.10.2025 04:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Concert soon…

09.10.2025 10:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Saturate me, I can't get enough.

18.05.2025 20:35 — 👍 20    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 0

Where I was raised, there was no streetlights, just pitch black and passing headlights.

04.06.2025 22:13 — 👍 16    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0

I wanna be forgiven, I wanna choke up chunks of my own sins, even if the sky cracks in mourning and the heavens just won't open up for me.

06.08.2025 14:14 — 👍 20    🔁 7    💬 0    📌 0

Torn apart by the true believers that turned out to be faithless.

03.09.2025 23:35 — 👍 13    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0

I’ll gaypost anywhere.

09.10.2025 01:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yes I’m gayposting on main.

08.10.2025 12:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I love my boyfriend actually.

08.10.2025 12:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
Post image 24.09.2025 12:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
a small poorly drawn cat dressed as a cowboy, wearing a wide hat, boots with stars, and a bandana. around it handwritten text says “hold on partner. i’m overstimulated.”

a small poorly drawn cat dressed as a cowboy, wearing a wide hat, boots with stars, and a bandana. around it handwritten text says “hold on partner. i’m overstimulated.”

no yeehaws today

22.09.2025 12:40 — 👍 1813    🔁 586    💬 7    📌 9

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