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✨New Week!✨
I have plenty of slots open for commissions right now, so if you are interested, feel free to drop me a line.

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i for one am shocked that the "i go in the pool to cool down, why can't my phone?" guy is bad at programming and offloading his job to the anthropic api

pollera dancers with swords... is this anything

You make me the White Woman Specialty I eat it you make me the Western Version Unique I eat it you make me the True To Origin version I eat it, even if I have no capsacin resistance, I eat it I kiss you maybe

I need every culture who immigrated to north america in the 1900s and developed new takes on traditional dishes or completely new dishes due to different ingredient abudances and weird white people food palates to know I love you I love you I love you I will eat everything you make me

I’ll eat anything else on your menu foo don’t get me wrong but HOLY SHIT grand slam outta the park

His name is Rowan!

$80 sketch comm for @rutabaga.gay !! Thank u so much 💕❤️

I know butter chicken with garlic naan is like THE white person food order when it comes to Indian cuisine and they basically invented it to appeal to us and I gotta say, 100/10 call brilliant inspired revolutionary you were so right

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okay...

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commission for a very green friend

a cat is standing in front of a yellow door next to a litter box . Alt: A GIF of a grey and white kitten jumping up and down on its hind legs seemingly flapping its front paws excitedly

fiance make burgies tonight

this trope belongs to Barret Wallace

Chris Fleming is a nonbinary gangly fae creature who’s too socially awkward to trick you into a one-sided deal. I quote bits from his old Gayle series all the time

Liam Neeson’s naked gun is so good. It’s got one “questionable” joke about that one Black Eyed Peas song but it’s used to establish what a loser the villain is. The classic word play and puns and cartoon logic remains evergreen

I just watched a clip of Chris Fleming stand-up talking about cheddar cheese so sharp it can make him see god and I thought I was going to fall over. Comedy’s never been more alive you just suck at it

Check out settings have been adjusted, carts SHOULD be working again properly for PayPal, Stripe, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and credit cards

My Patreon raffle is being drawn next week, there's time to enter the $5 tier! Also you get stuff.
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Digital art of Ichad and Ellie from Third Shift Society. Ichabod, who has a jack-o-lantern head, is buff and shirtless with top surgery scars, holding a riding crop against Ellie, who is nude and has her arms bound behind her back, biting her lip excitedly.

client requested some Third Shift Society nsfw fan art! 🎃
( tagged and flagged #nudity #nsfw for your curation needa! )
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Digital art of an original character in the Zenless Zone Zero video game universe. She is a pretty pale skinned trans woman with long silky purple hair and bangs wearing a black and pink hair tie and pink barette, with bright blue eyes. She is posing with her white digital camera against a flashy colourful background and is nude, with a lithe build, large breasts and a soft and very small flaccid penis

character commission of a client's Zenless Zone Zero OC! (she/her)
(tagged/flagged for #nudity #nsfw for your self-curation needs!)

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timeline cleanse

You can make comedy like, exceptionally easily and successfully, without punching down. It exists every eyar, constantly. Just say you don’t know how to be funny without racial and bigoted “jokes”

okay so trump just has the t-virus right. like that’s assured at this point right.

We got another AI slopper. For a fast block on
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Also, how dare you try to "moot" real artists, you stinky pile of garbage cosplaying as an artist.
#FuckGenAi

Digital art of Ichad and Ellie from Third Shift Society. Ichabod, who has a jack-o-lantern head, is buff and shirtless with top surgery scars, holding a riding crop against Ellie, who is nude and has her arms bound behind her back, biting her lip excitedly.

client requested some Third Shift Society nsfw fan art! 🎃
( tagged and flagged #nudity #nsfw for your curation needa! )
[ #commission ] 🎃 [ #art #thirdshiftsociety #illustration #nsfwart #characterart ]

COMMISSION ME!
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I’m so obsessed with the VtM:Bloodlines background characters 🩸 #VampiretheMasquerade

all-timer sports graphic dropped

In a recent interview, Cillian Murphy officially spoke out about the reports that he has been cast as Voldemort in HBO's #HarryPotter TV series:

“I’m categorically not. Can you make that the headline?”

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