zelda 🌸

ayy i haven’t touched feh in years but i remember i had that same accessory for idunn, the purple just matches so well

girl who puts on a shock collar to be punished for misplays in her fire emblem game since she sucks but the collar has a really low hit% so just it keeps missing

sure

Kissing girls is lesbophobia but we're not ready for that conversation.

"If youre not terrified youre not paying attention"
I dont think me being terrified helps anything actually. I dont think being terrified makes me better at addressing what I can control in nightmarish situations.

i would find the prospect of moving overseas much easier if not for the fact that i just HAD to make friends i love and get a job i love in a place i love and start doing things i love. guess i’m a big ol dummy

just blocked someone for dissing bunnies. do not cross me

taking notes

as a 2000 baby, i wish i could’ve actually lived in the pre-9/11 world i was born into and promised

i don’t like balatro anymore

i don’t understand what this is trying to say but i agree either way

OCASIO-CORTEZ STATEMENT ON TRUMP'S COMBAT OPERATIONS IN IRAN "The American people are once again dragged into a war they did not want by a president who does not care about the long-term consequences of his actions. This war is unlawful. It is unnecessary. And it will be catastrophic. "Just this week, Iran and the United States were negotiating key measures that could have staved off war. The President walked away from these discussions and chose war instead.President Trump flippantly acknowledged the possibility of American casualties, stating "that often happens in war.' "Mr. President: this was not an inevitability. This is a deliberate choice of aggression when diplomacy and security were within reach. Stop lying to the American people. "Violence begets violence. We learned this lesson in Iraq. We learned this lesson in Afghanistan. And we are about to learn it again in Iran. Bombs have yet to create enduring democracies in the region and this will be no different. "In moments of war, our Constitution is unambiguous: Congress authorizes war. The President does not. I will do my part to uphold our Constitution by voting YES on Representatives Ro Khanna and Thomas Massie's War Powers Resolution. Every member of Congress must join us in rejecting this aimless war.

My statement on President Trump’s combat operations in Iran⬇️

just threw out a container of chocolate nesquik that was “best before september 2007”. i’d be willing to hold onto it if it was october 2007, but september? that’s outrageous. you’re not needed anymore

“y-you can’t do that! my family’s owned this ski lodge for generations!” (oh no, caiti midskis knows i totally faceplanted on my last time down the mountain! my family’s legacy depends on me not being the total screwup i ALWAYS am…)
“you’re on… jerk-weed…!”

imo william henry harrison was just a sopping wet dog girlfailure, not snuffbait

i posted this 36 hours ago

☝️🤓 erm ackshually you would be the 5th, i have to presume you’re forgetting either garfield or mckinley

CANON EVENT

could’ve just stopped after 4 words

but how will we know which team acquiesces

imagine a deep-fried camembert burger that erupts when you take a bite…

i just like going to a bar every other week and interacting with trans people

waltz of the flowers from the nutcracker, by pyotr ilyich tchaikovsky (my goat)

zelda: thank you vegeta (2:59PM) vegeta: no problem princess zelda (2:59PM) goku: Hey! You seem pretty strong. Wanna fight? (3:01PM) zelda: i’m good goku but thank you (3:12PM)

wtf is going on in the southeast michigan trans discord server 🥀

i get sad when people talk about how boring the villagers in animal crossing new horizons are because i literally just act like a normal personality villager at all times

he’s green for an amazing reason

your existence has made my life better