zelda 🦋🌻

no, who's on first

i forgot my hrt i’m all better now lmao

had a wholeass existential crisis before 1 o clock so that’s fun

getting a jump start on life by reading through this at 25

a round where both cleveland *and* cincinnati lose is a good round.
yes i’m a michigander why do you ask

hi, native detroiter here who was born at a hospital off of 8 mile road!

boooooo go eat a stroopwafel stinky 🪨🪨🪨

i just made a trade for cmc in fantasy football so i’m sitting pretty with this situation

hi just wanted to let you know that this post served as the initial spark for me to start unsubscribing from the stupid email lists i was a part of, my weekly emails have gone down from about 100 per week to about 30 now. so thank you for this post, it has made a positive impact on my life

2025 has just been me being a chrysalis and slowly but surely improving my life, 2026 is absolutely going to be my fucking year. book it. bet theoretical money on it. i'm gonna be amazing.

of course, feh erors are an integral part of the feh experience

who is navin johnson?

thinking about "dry humor", and the resultant implications of wet humor. damp humor. moist humor.

i remember seeing images like this when i was younger and subconsciously took it to heart that getting phone notifications was good. but i’m convinced these images were a corporate psy-op, getting no notifications and having my phone shut up fucking rules

i’m becoming too fucking powerful. watch out www.michigan.gov/whitmer/news...

on the port side of the bow, barely seen by the naked eye, a yellow-bellied scallywag slowly creeps across the starboard side of the ship.

i was thinking more disposable heroes, but war pigs works too

throw in 2012/13 in the middle there too

close enough, welcome back ben wallace

it didn’t say quote post, just post so i’m posting a reply since i hate quoting posts but nevertheless

this is the 2025 tigers season

tyrrell p34 ass car

oh this video rules it's literally perfect

like holy fuck i could count on my fingers the number of good things going on in my life right now. and one of those is the fact that i’m on hrt and actually feel alive unlike the last time i was clinically depressed

the estrogen in my body preventing me from falling into depression again

they don’t do slop content articles like they used to. i’d take one “does bruno mars is gay” over the chatgpt bullshit you see every day these days

i don’t think i’ve ever been as thoroughly disgusted with a sports team as i currently am with the tigers. disgusted is truly the only word for it.

holy shit what?? that lady’s insane

evergreen post from the twitter days, i’m 10 on the crack rabbit scale this evening

what do you mean the detroit tigers are a team that exists