Steve C

The “JESUS, I SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE FOR OTHER PEOPLE, AND I WANT THAT FOR ME.” televangelist meme

Don’t do any work or communicate with your coworkers

If New York City Is No Longer Going to Be an Unaffordable Police State Run by Crooks, I’m Taking My Hard-Earned Sex-Pest Dollars Elsewhere “New York millionaires are plotting their exit from the city after the election of Zohran Mamdani, the socialist who plans to increase the taxes of...

"What happened to the old New York, where creepy freaks could make an honest living running manosphere blogs that advertise virility pills in between slightly racist hot takes on sports?"

every single week they're throwing this guy a special oval office love-in that appears to be the presidential equivalent of letting your dog scarf an entire big mac and fries before that last trip to the vet

American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.

A leader would not have lost eight colleagues tonight. This happened because you let it happen or because you’ve totally lost control of the caucus in one of the most important moments since you’ve been Democratic leader. Either way, it’s on you. You need to step down. We need someone who can lead.

Imagine coming off an incredible Election Day mandate from coast to coast and going 'you know what voters want? to be completely sold out by a bunch of craven cowards too pathetic to hold the line against a bunch of fucking weirdos'

Primaries for senators

painting of a very happy looking little lizard/dinosaur/monster chap. He's teal green and his mouth is wide open in a big smile showing all his gappy teeth. He has bright yellow eyes and he's trotting along with his tail in the air

ONE hour till the end of my mega sale! 25-30% off original watercolour paintings. SO many available! buff.ly/QZIAKGN
Clarence here would love to find a home!
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Cute little dinosaur type monster painted in watercolour. He has a pink tummy and a dark blue/black back and bright blue eyes. He also has a little horn sticking out of his nose.

This massive art sale I have on gives you 25-30% off the paintings in the sale (80 in total!). Most of these will not be available again and the sale ends on Sunday 9th November: buff.ly/QZIAKGN

Don't miss it! Bigger paintings 30% off, smaller 25%.
#artforsale #artsale #supportsmallbusinesses

With the news the Louvre fedora guy is just a theatre kid, I want a story about a snappily dressed teen in a wrong place right time detective story.

I think a lot about the leaked signal chat, in which it was clear that folks were claiming presidential backing without any evidence. That’s how our government is running. People lying that they’ve talked to the president.

The "Department of Government Efficiency" eliminated the most efficient thing the federal government has come up with in decades.

All so a few billionaire donors can make more money.

"INFLATABLE CORN MAZE FOR URBAN FALL FESTS" in the style of Zohran Mamdani's campaign logo

someone take this website away from me

Also, their argument is 1)private health insurance is bad so 2)giving people tax credits to buy insurance is bad so 3)people should have to use their own money (w/tax benefits that are of little value to non-affluent people) to buy…4)much worse private insurance

Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID

Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine

Damn. I missed Josh Shapiro tearing JD Vance a new one yesterday

Elon Musk has been having an existential crisis wrapped in a panic attack uninterrupted for multiple years. It's crazy how money can insulate you from meaningful criticism and consequences, but also from anyone caring about or helping you. This is the loneliest man alive. Ha ha. The little bitch.

Hell yeah, he’ll end up getting his head kicked in by Brad Lander in the primary

The 30 Rock episode with “how do you do, fellow kids?” is closer to the release of Windows 98 than it is to today.

40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion

He wanted to be Napoleon but he’s a Neapolitan

There was a terrible head wound that occurred due to an accident during the national drum symposium in Moscow today. Or, to put it another way, there was a concussion at the russian percussion discussion

someone call georg

Elon Musk’s new pay package would feed all forty million Americans on SNAP for the next ten years. He wouldn’t notice the difference but the country would.

A woman ruined my workplace
By Caravaggio (c. 1602)

White House clarifies Trump ignored fainting guest for sociopath reasons, not dementia reasons.

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(real ones know this is a hobbyhorse of mine, as the Supreme Court has on multiple occasions effectively accepted the administration's argument that being forced to follow the law constitutes irreparable harm warranting a stay of an injunction)

Not for the first time, Justice KBJ has read my mind, laying out in this new dissent how there is 0 risk of harm to the govt and yet "This Court has once again paved the way for the immediate infliction of injury without adequate (or, really, any) justification"

www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/25p...

Our politicians did more to regulate Prince and Twisted Sister songs than glacier melting chatbots that promote suicide