Chronic.Monsterbator

Jordan is such a good and loyal friend, he'll always come running when asked for help, and Hilton could really use a hand 🏃‍♂️💨

Once again borrowing Jordan from @beefcake-bakery.bsky.social 🥖

Fr I’m trying to read some freaky shit that will make me stand in the shower with my head down for two hours

It's actually okay if your fiction has fucked up themes in fact you should make more of it

outlast au // ghost and konig save their favourite orderly for themselves 🩸💉 #soapbox

I’m so h0rny. I can’t do this

The CREATURE. Frankensteins monster. The modern Prometh- GOOD LORD ITS HUGE 💦😳

SPOOKY MONTH!!! 🖤🧡✨

#Ghoap #Halloween #OokieSpooky

In public, generally

Big Monke (2005)

Weretober2025 Day 15 - Sockeye

omfg he bit it off 😭

God I wish I had lats like that

What a miserable way to think. If being selfish makes you do good things for people, some people need to be more selfish lmao

i saw a comment saying something like

“ People who are doing more than you are too busy to criticize you.”

and that’s gonna stick with me forever!!

Hydrus works well if you’ve got a big porn collection and the werewithal to tag it yourself. I’ve been working on mine for years.

To be fair I had woken up about 3 seconds ago when I saw this this morning so the fact that I could read it at all means you did an excellent job

I sat here for a good minute looking at his chest and thinking “what the hell does FUTNUTY mean?” 😭

They're canon and I can't believe no one is talking about this 🍲🐴

They probably thought it was funny to give their main character a big dumper but joke's on them, I'm into that 🍑

leon and a novistador... happy monsterfucker monday??

re2 leon misadventures (,,>﹏<,,)

besos

colored sketch of an undead giant with candles and pipes on its back, stooping low, propping itself up by its curved sword arms, to lean over a very eager ghoul thrusting his kips up to catch dripping wax on his erect cock

#kinktober - wax play

in which an undead giant humors the whims of a watcher of the labyrinth, deep down in the dungeons...

#teratophilia #bloodbornensfw

Genuinely think there’s a large percentage of the internet comprised of people who have never played one single video game that spend all day lying on the internet about video games and Helldivers simps are a good chunk of them

As an avid coffee psycho, sometimes you have to taper off the caffeine and stop it entirely for a while and you’ll actually start getting more energy without it. A lot of weird neurochemistry there but basically you need to be dead tired for a while for your brain to stop producing so much tiredness

I’m glad you’re still with us. I’ve been trying to write a reach-out message but it’s turned into a bit of a novel, but I hope it will help and I hope you don’t mind if I still send it when it’s done as the random stranger I am.

Ooohhh if I weren’t NEET right now oh my god. He’s so hot u_u

Accidentally poisons the kings mind with the twinkification artifact and so now there’s two of them and the vizier gives up trying to overthrow the kingdom because he realizes he now has two twink boyfriends and like what the fuck else do you need in life

Some orc musings for a friend