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When the vibe says ‘chaperone,’ but our spidey senses says ‘affidavits and named in the deposition.’ They say evil hides in plain sight. Sometimes it even smiles for the camera 👀👀👀🤦‍♀️

Oh Sure, she just tripped. Healthy, active, day before testimony which gets delayed when Ivana ‘accidentally’ faceplants and ends up in a coffin heavy enough to sink a yacht, and gets buried on Trump’s golf course for… love? Definitely not tax breaks or secrets. I could go on and on 👀👀👀👀👀

And let’s not forget, burying her on a golf course isn’t just “sentimental.” It granted the entire Trump family permanent tax exemptions on that property as “cemetery land.” THE Convenience of the rich isn’t just a notion. It’s a THING. Some real shit 🤨

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Oh, very. She falls down stairs, gets buried on Trump’s golf course. No autopsy questions, no extended investigation, just plop into a grave that conveniently offers tax breaks, and grief weighs a ton, right? Definitely not stuffed with documents, cash, or anything inconvenient. Why’s it so heavy???

Oh yeah! Trump who bragged about walking in on teen pageant contestants, was not gonna end the pedophile ring. And MAGA prays to the devil to kill demons and calls it holy. The fox didn’t just guard the henhouse. He ate well 👀👀👀🤦‍♀️

Epstein Victim Reveals "Ivana Trump Was Ghislaine's Best Friend" Remember the You Can't Make This $hit Up File, that exploded many years ago? The tape that you're about to hear is from one of Jeffrey Epstein's victim's, Maria Farmer. She tells an intriguing tale

Oh sure, Ivana Trump just happened to be besties with Ghislaine. Totally normal friendship. Just brunch, gossip, and swapping notes on underage trafficking. But hey, I’m sure it was all very classy, like Epstein’s island, right? 🤦‍♀️

Show them a malfunctioning robot shark once and boom, an entire species is branded as oceanic serial killers. Meanwhile, poodles bite more people per year, but do we get Poodles II: The Bloodening? No. Because people believe what they see, especially if it comes with a John Williams score 🤷🏼‍♀️

Transcript: Trump Blurts Out a Dark MAGA Truth, Handing Dems a Weapon As Trump accidentally gets too candid about the real impact of deportations, undermining MAGA ideology, a progressive strategist discusses new data showing Democrats have an opening to go on offense o...

So, tackle senators first, ask questions never. Padilla dared speak, so naturally, he got the WWE treatment from Kristi Noem’s fact free fan club.
Oh and Trump’s Dark MAGA truth: deportations hurt farmers. He admits openly MAGA’s plan is to starve us by deporting the people feeding us. Really?! 🤦‍♀️

Well, what a surprise! Trump doing subtle, fact based economic analysis with the soft touch of a foghorn. According to him, everything is perfect 👀👀👀 Did we accidentally enter a cheat code on the U.S. economy? 🤷🏼‍♀️
Did I miss something? 🤦‍♀️
Someone please!!
Shut him the FAK UP 🤨

Trump-Musk feud live: President has ‘no intention of speaking’ to Elon amid fallout Donald Trump says Elon Musk was ‘very disrespectful’ to the ‘office of the president’

Elon and Trump fighting over Epstein files is like two raccoons slapping each other in a sewer over who definitely didn’t steal the garbage. Popcorn’s stale, but I’m still watching 👀👀👀🤦‍♀️

The Trump Musk Breakup, finally getting the dramatic tabloid energy it deserves and a Real Housewives reunion poster 🤣💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦

Every time I think we’ve gone too far, we kick open another door labeled “Roast These Men Into Dust.”

It’s the “Fraud & Frankenstein Duel”Meme Dump!!

Honestly, this could be an HBO miniseries. Or a congressional hearing. Same thing, really.

Drop a meme… Grab a Meme!

Trump Education Secretary Gets Embarrassing Math Lesson in Hearing Linda McMahon doesn’t seem to understand that 1 x 10 = 10.

Uber EMBARRASSING!! Trump’s edu sec thinks $1.58B x 10 = $1 trillion. Missed it by only $984 billion. If this is who’s in charge of schools, no wonder the budget’s out and the brains went with it. Maybe next time appoint someone who can count past campaign donations🤦‍♀️I’m on the floor ROLLING🤣💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦

Ah yes, the legendary 1930 Soviet “Tarantaika”, (probably fake but still hilarious as all get out!!🤣💦💦💦💦💦💦💦) a vehicle designed by time travelers who saw the Tesla Cybertruck, panicked, and tried to recreate it using leftover barn wood and despair.

That’s a new taqueria in town. Come get your tacos! 🤣💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦