jude

i'd really like to enjoy lisa the timeless unfortunately it's really fucking rascist and the update to the first part that they spent four years on did nothing to address it. which is immensely disappointing

graves and rem from deadlock. rem and rem's helpers are on the floor all holding plates for a bedtime snack. above the counter, graves opens the toaster oven to burnt toast. we can't see grave's expression. if you are vision-impaired, good -- the perspective in this art sucks a lot

ill take care of you

baa

When the gang is kinda fun

Goodmorning
#kriselle #krisdreemurr #noelleholiday #deltarubefanart

this does also just look good

i think it looks a little odd with the rest of the color palette but in a way that's compelling

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

Salted Cracker: I'm hoping for Red Leicester

Cream Cracker: cheddar will do me lol

*Digestive Biscuit has joined the chat*

Digestive Biscuit: WASSUP!!!!!

Multigrain Cracker: oh god

Poppy Seed: Who invited THIS guy

Pro wrestler Mark Henry holding a bottle of pills with the text: guys you gotta take reindeer organs 6,465 211 904 RT wwe and 620K others follow themarkhenry themarkhenry I'm 54 years old and still going hard with high T.I'm the World's Strongest Man, WWE

Guys you gotta take reindeer organs

what if Silver deadlock looked like this

(TADC) Jaxses

i also drew a bug last night

Hydrogen Baby vs Coughing Bomb

do you remember how we used to all play together?

Dreamt of a witch teaching another how to summon familiars. She said familiars either have clear intentions but speak confusingly, or have strange intentions but speak directly. Later the learning witch went home and a black cat was sitting on her sofa. It looked up at her and said “leave him”

More Gen 1 resprites

Did it happen? Yeah, it did. The teacup monkey I ordered from Malaysia in an attempt to go viral has died. I think it just came with a bunch of diseases. It bit me. Unpleasant little creature. It froze to death overnight. My apartment is cold.

yellow button up patterned with chickens

brown button up patterned with bunnies and leaves

blue button up patterned with cats and cherries

pink button up patterned with cats and lemons

Shop update is live now 💖 Shares super appreciated~

Here's all the new button ups! Which one is your favorite?

crowlines.net

been doodling a few characters suggested by some friends for practice and stuffs... got plenty more to do! I aint stoppin' till I got all the suggestions done and outa the way!

Lots of ink pen doodles of stoats

We drawing stoats

this is genuinely incredible

People will tell you System Doesn't Matter until it's time to roll 1d4+6 to determine how many fries come in your micro meal

One of my favorite moments in storytelling is an episode of Marble Hornets where the antagonist knows way more info than he should and when the protagonist asks how, the response is, "BECAUSE YOU UPLOAD EVERYTHING TO YOUTUBE, YOU STUPID ASSHOLE." - just such perfect use of the medium.