The Overcooked Noodle

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I love jason sm

DUDE RECESS WAS AMAZING

Today, tomorrow, and forever

Oh, so now it's suddenly wrong to Gone Girl someone. Wow, ok, didn't know you were the judge of all right and wrong.

Idk, I think it’s just that you’re an idiot 🤷‍♀️

*was

No, it wasn’t lemonade. I’ve never heard of orange juice. Even mom and dad said that it was lemonade and they don’t remember anything with orange juice

No it wasn’t! That was justyn!

It was hot lemonade with honey, you heathen

Got my beetlejuice wig today 🥹

🙏🙏 bless you!!

😳 amazing… I want it!!

my bad

Even if you don't regularly go to the library, go get a library card from your local branch! Show your local councils and committees there is an uptick in interest. Libraries take great care of their patrons who do utilize their resources. Its a small way to use your privilege!

💙📚 #booksky

Brought to you by the torture that is having to read “Orlando” for a class

Virginia Woolf is a horrible writer.

There, I said it.

I don’t know why she is celebrated as something great when her dense prose (and half the time, lack of actual plot) makes me want to curse the very person who invented books to begin with.

Ask your doctor how much they make. When they try not to answer, insist that you have to know "for medical reasons".

I have no drive to play anything anymore :(

nothing satisfies me

IM TRYING

I will!! I still have to play the remake

My gentleman ghost

Spill the tea. Splatter the juice. I'm thirsty for gossip, absolutely spray the Coca Cola everywhere.

My mouth guard that I paid $300 for to protect my teeth from grinding at night just broke…..from my teeth grinding at night

Nice craftsmanship, dentistry 👍

One way to reduce stress is to meditate. Another way is to not live under a fascist government. This has been wellness tips!

EW I WOULD HAVE NEVER GONE OUT AGAIN