Calypso

“Defyyyyyiiinnnggg gravityyyyyy” 😂 Nice job, he’s hot!

I fucking hate you both 🤗

Like am I nonbinary bc I’m androgynous and gender fluid and unsure of my gender or do I reeeeaaaallllyyyy not want to be associated with men

I honestly say “nonbinary but it’s not that serious” bc I’m like a “nonbinary guy” or something idek gender makes no fucking sense and the term “man” feels weird but like he/him pronouns are fine idk idk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

New hobby: calling out GAY every time I’m watching anime and some characters have questionably (or frankly overtly) fruity moments

Anyone who’s seen it already knows very well but Fullmetal Alchemist is fucked. Like it’s super good, but absolutely fucked up in like every way? It’s wild

Eyebrow piercings are tacky

Idk how bluesky decided my feed should brew mostly cats, and I’m not entirely mad, but where’s the gay shit lol

Anyone get on a roll swiping left 482057 times in a row and a cutie pops up and you fumble their ass bc you’re used to being attracted to no one? ⏪️◀️⬅️↩️

Not me crying to a romance novel I’ve read like four times 😭 I am an absolute sucker for romance and if it’s not on this level I don’t want it

Unrequited love sucks so much ass. My advice: if you like someone and they’re like, “I really like you, but can we just be friends?” Say HELL NO and run. Shit will tear you up inside for years.

Why the FUCK do people write fictional stories in present tense? I swear I’ve passed on SO MANY Wattpad stories bc they’re in fucking present tense, and it’s absolutely infuriating to read. AITA for thinking that shit sucks??? Lmaoooo

I fucking hate feelings. I fucking hate unrequited love. I fucking hate being asked to just be friends. No I don’t want to be friends, I want you to fucking love me.

This looks like it’d bust the second hole open too 🤤

Don’t get me wrong, I’m lonely from being single for so long, but is it bad I also reeeeeaaaallllyy want dual income lmaooo

BL tropes that make no sense: why y’all gonna fuck when one of you is sick lol. Nursing someone with a cold turning into boning is bizarre and there has to be snot and whatnot eewww

…office as things were really beginning to turn around. And now, here the fuck we go again with this orange felon and his tariffs, ready to absolutely tank the economy with prices going up on EVERYTHING. Yeah, America is gonna be so fucking GREAT. 🙄 8/8

Do I think Obama was perfect, or Biden? Absolutely not! But both inherited garbage economies from inept Republicans & made massive strides towards improvement, only to have their accomplishments downplayed because the fruits of their labor took time enough that their rapist successor was taking… 7/

It took Trump and his admin TIME to fuck not only the economy, but the systems Obama put in place to help with health crises, so when COVID hit, we got extra fucked by that denialist moron, to the tune of over 1M American lives and all the prosperity Obama spent 8 years building. 6/

Oh, and while we’re at it, let’s talk about TIME. “Things were better/cheaper under Trump & they’ve been so much harder/more expensive under Biden!” Bitch the economy and relevant policies don’t fucking flip on inauguration day! Things were doing well while Trump was president because of OBAMA! 5/

…has left us with monopolies in most major categories, meaning we’re not left with much choice but to suck it up and pay. The illusion that “competition will give us the fairest prices” is a fallacy when the competition doesn’t exist and massive corporations buy up any and all competitors. 4/

When an economic crisis gets us used to paying high prices, plus we’re pretty dependent on certain things (gas, food), ultimately these companies can charge high prices & rake in record profits knowing we’ll pay because we have to, most especially because a “free market” (unfettered capitalism)… 3/

It’s exhausting seeing people whine about gas and eggs as if POTUS just calls up these companies and dictates prices, or if the market determines everything. Things like supply & demand have big impacts on the cost of goods, but the bottom line is companies will charge as much as people will pay. 2/

Is anyone going to tell MAGA morons that the prices of goods are ultimately set by the companies offering them? Your food and gas are expensive because despite inflation coming down under Biden, corporations realized you’ll still pay those high prices from COVID times anyway. 1/

I’m real tired of MAGA morons talking about “free speech” and “censorship” on an app. The first amendment protects from the GOVERNMENT interfering with your speech, not from a company whose policies you agreed to by joining their platform. You fuck around and violate those policies, you find out.

What if your twink/femboy death was just age and weight gain and now you’re an nb femf@g with a gut lol

The cursed bird app can no longer contain me, I am free to bring my f@ggotry here to miss butterfly 🦋