Jimbo

I think it might be because I have a job but KCD 2 feels like the longest game I have ever played

90 hours in and I’m halfway through the main story

I have become chronically addicted to Smithing and also stabbing bandits to death in their sleep like an unyielding but silent malestrom of death 😊

I hope Keir Starmer wakes up covered in caterpillars and there are so many caterpillars, he’s telling his wife he doesn’t even know where the caterpillars came from but she’s SO angry at him for the caterpillars and when he tries to eat breakfast caterpillars pour out of his stupid cornflakes box.

timeline cleanse

They rule if the veg-meat-chip ratio is good

My local serves with too much chips and not enough veg

But the gallon of satay sauce cares not

That focaccia goes hard af

They’re also “I just got back home from work” cures too

Everything sucks

other than Spice Bags

good heavens you'll not see me say no to a spice bag these days 😩

(translation for non-Irish folk: spice bag is food that we consume here)

Maybe it’s a bad idea to put people in charge of government who are eager for the rapture.

I Have No Ass, and I Must Shit

Useless.

We need to start hunting CEOs of AI companies for sport.

fuck america fuck israel

The world could be such a nice place if we allowed it. It's all so goddamn unnecessary. There's no need for any of it. It's so beautiful here. It should be so cool to be alive

I dunno lads

hell yeah

which one of you fucking jazz nerds gave the french artists more access to amphetamines smh

It’s like if Mr.Blobby infiltrated Sleep Token to make SpongeBob music

Music is so rad, guys

Comment and subscribe if you’re a true piss-head

I dub today International Piss Day

Periphery and Opeth in the same year is gonna be gooooooooood

My favourite part of being a junior Quality Control Analyst is just handing over the raw data on everything to my superiors, and if it’s bad I say “wow gee what a pickle”

And then do nothing else

It’s great 👍

Greetings, dorks

Good heavens

Bro lookin like he about to invent the most mediocre burger restaurant of all time

No more guitar classes for Jimbo sadly.

My music theory classes start tomorrow earlier than last semesters so they now clash, and since they couldn’t reschedule I pretty much got fucked out of 200 euro.

This is what Jimbo gets for trying to have a cake and also eat it I guess.

if i stop using twitter my activist friends and the progressive media will laugh at me. theyre always talking about how we have to stay up to date with the child pornography race science website