Berserker Piglet

Legit laughed out loud on this one.

Man, crab cake sandwiches at a game would both be a really good idea and also potentially a really… REALLY terrible one depending on the conditions it’s made in

Wow there are way more paranormal activity movies than I would have thought…

Oh haha, I misread and thought you meant each stadium should have a unique special food. That you could like… collect a coin for braving if you went to all of them in the continental US.

I still stand by my suggestion

Endless escargot, only at United Center!

I do like that the sign doesn’t seem to suggest crossing a street, just that it makes a beep when you press it

Ha! I love the idea of him being like “yeah…. Yeaaaahhhh… …” on the commentary for that episode

That tracks I guess :)

I’ll tell you why it’ll never replace us. Kids were goofing around trying to make it dumber and typed “become toast” and it said “I’m ToastGPT!” instead of the obviously better “I’m ChatGPToast”

Watching the prisoner (1967) is an exercise in thinking someone must be the most brilliant person ever to write this and then you get to the last episode with the ape mask and you’re like… oh… ohhhh… that was me projecting a bunch of stuff on a smart but also planet of the apes driven cast

So the work chat thing we use has suggested auto replies (I assume based on AI at some level). Anyway someone said they were feeling sick today and the first response I got was “oh, ok”.

So either a bunch of people nowadays are jerks or AI is getting real tired of our shit.

Yeah I have noticed that some of them the quality edges just enough into the worth it category too

Was it like in the corner of an envelope? I love this particular style so much. Thank you for collecting it all together. You’re amazing.

I am beyond a sucker for these sorts of things. I just wish the price point was like 1.50 less and then I’d be snapping them up like no tomorrow which is probably to my benefit

Lemme take a look. The cover certainly looks terrifying! I dunno if we can trust this as a selling place, seems to be a common refrain, but maybe one off human interactions can still happen.

<nervously looks to see if he has one>

Oh you were making a serious comment! I do agree, it sometimes feels like posting is an exercise in skipping rocks out in a wide black pool, amusing myself making “bloop” noises

We used to be but not so much anymore

Wait, there was a risk of danger I wasn’t aware of that Chachi might come after me?

I feel like I should have read the EULA more carefully when I got my pizza personalized.

I’m worried the BookIt’s they’re gonna suggest will be based on my browsing habits.

I’m skeptical that Bluesky has no algorithm. When I joined? Blocked left and right. Now? Nothing. I’m pleasing to all who see me with my likes in the ones and twos. Got a post that somehow got 40 likes? Getting blocked again. Something made my viewership spike into the folks that don’t like my stuff

(Meant seriously and not teasing)

Meme that says all right then, keep your secrets

This is really good! Well done!

How could I forget the best of that category, the good place?!

Watching dead like me again as work noise. If I ever got the chance to write I think I would like to write a “person realizes something about life through supernatural means” story. DLM, Goethe’s Faust, Bedazzled… they vary wildly in quality but had a good effect on young me. I’d like to pass it on.

Sadly Mr Magorium’s Wonder Emporium has gone out of business and will be replaced with Mr Mageen’s Spirit Halloween

Chernabog holding an umbrella

Oh. Treating with kid gloves means the gloves are made of soft calf skin. Not that you’re using like… Mickey Mouse’s gloves in a funny childish way with them.

Well that makes more sense.

Ok I’ll bite. Why was it interesting