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Alberto Florida Man

@alschulman.bsky.social

Retired executive. Thinking human being. MAGA-free zone. Columbus Crew fan. Boynton Beach, FL

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The violation of those constitutional rights is the ICE/CBP encounter itself. Once that happens you canโ€™t really be surprised when they take you off their VIP list.

05.03.2026 02:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No they haven't. This was their vote, and they all voted for Trump's war. All of them are complicit, and all of them need to be held accountable. Every single Republican has signed onto every Trump action. Unfortunately, Democrats' messaging is so pathetic that they can't make that case effectively.

05.03.2026 02:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I bought tickets to four matches before the "peace prize", but if they decided to move all the games to Canada and Mexico I would be delighted. Zero chance of that happening.

05.03.2026 02:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh sure... like that works. I invested my time in her. I invested money in her. I had a plan for her. But as soon as I started training her she took off the leash, told me I'm a sick fuck, put her clothes on, and ran out of my house ๐Ÿ™„

05.03.2026 01:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Actually, reading this, the reassuring part is that the US could lose.

05.03.2026 01:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

His kid had a shrine to the Parkland shooter and he gave him an assault rifle and ammunition. He is either terminally stupid or truly evil.

03.03.2026 18:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love Aidan, and I am glad for his success, but... how??? ๐Ÿค”

03.03.2026 15:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have a question. How many teams are actually going to show up and play?

03.03.2026 12:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Really? I'm not sure whether the defender touches it or, if so, whether that negates the offside, but it seems like if a defender is fighting for the ball with an attacker who was offside when the pass was made, it shouldn't matter who touches the ball first.

If the play was ruled onside... WTF???

03.03.2026 03:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Who could possibly be against Reacharound Night? ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ

03.03.2026 03:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#DeadForever

03.03.2026 02:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How about all of them?

03.03.2026 02:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sorry, but I am 100% down for GD night.

03.03.2026 02:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Enemy colors" are prohibited in Nordecke and I have no doubt in this case the FO would enforce the rule.

03.03.2026 02:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I give up. If I donโ€™t even know the cultural stuff that goes back to my HS graduation I might as well just stay in my old age home here.

02.03.2026 14:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not that it makes things much clearer, but OK ๐Ÿ˜‚

02.03.2026 14:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When the Pope leads his invading army again you should seriously question Catholicism.

02.03.2026 14:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is โ€œcontact improve dancingโ€ actually a term or did you make it up?

02.03.2026 14:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You got this!!

02.03.2026 14:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No. Wonโ€™t celebrate either holiday, and I suspect most decent people will miss any public Fourth of July celebrations. I am glad I donโ€™t have kids so I donโ€™t have to explain that we arenโ€™t going to the fireworks because we gave up the very thing we are celebrating.

02.03.2026 14:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s both idiotic and completely incorrect to imply I said that, or anything like that.

And learn your AIPAC script. You donโ€™t call Jews โ€œanti-Semiticโ€; you call them โ€œself-loathingโ€. It is literally in the AIPAC training. If you donโ€™t support Israel YOU are self-loathing ๐Ÿ™„. Sorry; not buying it.

02.03.2026 14:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, as a Jew, โ€œtheyโ€ is โ€œmeโ€. And I will certainly not be โ€œcelebratingโ€ the 4th of July. I will wear black with a USA flag pin as a sign of mourning.

02.03.2026 14:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Who tf do you think the โ€œleader of the free worldโ€ is? It isnโ€™t Trump, and the USA is no longer part of the free world. We are just another authoritarian military power. We arenโ€™t leading anyone, and nobody is following us.

02.03.2026 14:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m seeing a cardiologist Wednesday. I value his opinion far more than yours.

02.03.2026 04:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What, by immunizing it to murdering children? No thank you, genocide apologist.

02.03.2026 04:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œAnother famous Jewโ€ is the leader of the self-proclaimed Jewish State of Israel. When he acts violently and murderously on behalf of the โ€œNation-State of the Jewish Peopleโ€, no Jew should be celebrating. I never thought I would live to see the Jews become the Nazis.

02.03.2026 03:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ

02.03.2026 02:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

TBH, whenever two EC teams play at this stage in the season, the best answer for #Crew96 is a draw.

02.03.2026 01:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Currently hating hate-watching Orlando v Miami ๐Ÿคฎ

02.03.2026 01:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They may get Texas, too.

02.03.2026 00:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0