Not At All

Reminder that it is important to be ungrateful today so that Thanksgiving hits even harder

A true test of character.

You raise a valid argument. I’m not a linguist, but since there are no letters after the singular d I want to say *chuh*d. However, I’m going to double down and say *choo*d.

With there being only one d in the word, I’m pronouncing it *choo*dle and *choo*dler

Oh to be a spiky little guy snuffling around in the mossy ground

Last night I dreamt that I accidentally squished a big red scorpion in my shoe.

The night before last I dreamt I was a foreign exchange student in Norway. I’m 40 years old.

I like that my mailbox has to raise its hand for the postman to take its letters

Wake up Americans. Trump's ultimate goal is martial law and a permanent police state. If he has to starve millions to achieve the chaos and fear necessary for that to happen he will.

We’ve come full circle.

setting the tone for the day by lighting an abandoned car on fire

Temptation of St Anthony

Temptation of St Anthony

up in heaven after the rapture i just saw god take a tylenol

So hey like… what’s up in your world?

There’s a spot on my street where some kind of coniferous tree sheds its needles and Noor calls it “Chewbacca Fur Forest”. That was years ago but the name stuck.

A 14-year old’s plea for reason.

The reason you know Trump isn’t dead is that his underlings aren’t publicly shivving each other

Wooptedy doo dah wooptedy dae

Who would have thought that Snoop Dogg would turn out to be a rich Republican white guy?

It’s a sad state of affairs.

You’re not wrong! The world didn’t lose much with that mustache, but people still look at you funny when you wear a leather trench coat, or even a duster. Even if it’s London Fog!

Just like the postage stamp mustache, somebody’s always gotta ruin it for everyone else.

It was the army bag, trench coat and the crow makeup that did it. Js.

Dayummmmm

To the tune of Vanessa Carlton a thousand

I sang this

We would do well to lean into the inherent silliness of the genre. Like a 2 to 1 ratio of serious to goofy stories is perfect.

Side-note: I love that they shackled Hulk's mouth here. Hulk speak too much truth for puny appellate court!