Preston Krull

The Mangler
Maximum Overdrive
Brainscan
Willy's Wonderland
The Banana Splits
TerrorVision
Living Dead at the Manchester Morgue
Altered States
Frankensteins Army
Cronos
Event Horizon

I love lists! Keep it going!

Are we sure he isn't exactly the kind of person major studios prefer to work with?
It feels pretty normal, at this point.

It's fucking America. It's always been this way.
Genocide, slavery, Jim Crow, Reconstruction, labor suppression, FBI/CIA/NSA terrorism, international coups, mass incarceration, drug wars, bigoted policing policies. Centuries of inhumanity for profit.
God bless the USA.

Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your resume?

Candidate: The man in black fled across the desert, and I followed.

The righteous stink of holy shit.

Thanks for everything you've been doing to keep us active and motivated in such trying times.

44 years on this planet, and I'm still living by the code I took to heart as a kid:
"Be Excellent to each other."

Beautiful.

I had this toy as a kid!
I mean, it was plastic and had a suction cup on its butt, but it did the exact same thing.
The future is now!

I always assumed it was intentional.

I know, I know...
You just need one more $5 donation.

I can't believe folks still think politicians will risk their careers and status for the lower classes.

I bet y'all believe your managers when they say "we're one, big family", too.

If Wolvie can smell adrenaline as it rises, he can definitely smell a fart before it even leaves the body.

Super sense of smell would be horrible.

They should put themselves on by now.
Like a Venom symbiote.

Dude.... Don't tell the Internet you're willing to go to a stranger's house alone as long as there's food.

Hop on that mighty moth and fly into a new year! Happy birthday!

A lot of powerful folks worked for decades to condition this kind of ambivalence into American culture. It's going to take a lot of work to break it.
Luckily, breaking shit is something we're good at. Maybe we can use that talent for something worth destroying, this time.

Minecraft.

Don't ask questions. Just go with it.

I'll never figure out how so many of you finish games so fast.
Everything I play takes 100hrs minimum (unless it's Indy).

You guys have mad skills.

Good call, will do. Thanks!

The warlords die in these movies. We should be looking for Warlord Killing potential.

a blurry photo of a crowd of people dancing in front of a sign that says " exit " ALT: a blurry photo of a crowd of people dancing in front of a sign that says " exit "

*Breakdown kicks in

ACAB includes James Bond 😆

For as badass as those boots are, you're never tying that shoe correctly again.

Gonna be a banger of a show.
Remember kids, shows are a great way to make connections, organize and fundraise.
You can do it too!

YouTube video by n1984a AUS-ROTTEN - Fuck Nazi Sympathy

No peace for their defenders, either.

I am here to officially recommend Possum (2018), if you haven't seen it yet.
It hit me so hard that I've been inserting myself in other people's movie conversations to recommend it for like, 6 years now.