June

When a toy says its for "ages 3-6" it means you can use it to regress 6 year olds into 3 year olds, you have to assemble the right set to successfully rachet an adult all the way down

Oh frick, if you can't wiggle out of this by act III you're gonna be in preschool forever

If you try really hard you can probably remember anything other than the role you've been cast into, but then you'd have to acknowledge that you're in center stage spotlight with an obvious tent in your padding, significantly younger than you were just a few scenes ago.

Obediently acting your part in the school play, helpless to read out anything but the lines the director is feeding you. Unfortunately the script doesn't seem to contain anything like "please, let me go, this isn't right! Help!" or "why am I dressed like this? I don't need diapers, I'm a grown up."

Oh, didn't you realize Changing Table meant diapers and species and age and gender and mind and name and past and destiny?

Oh no your tolerance regressed too, those were big kid bong hits

Regressed specifically to make you more "house wolf sized"

at the regresstaurant

had to get off about it

buh

From now on you'll have already done exactly what your big sister told you

Younger sister still has driver's license from when she was older

▶️ pretends to send messages on a wrist computer
▶️ Use to remember how to touch type

"I love incest cones"

What if we were both kids and we were making out around the pills we stole from the medicine cabinet...

Moomm she stole the tweet

"sister-plushy, my favorite game!"

Leaving years at a dereferenced pointer

Age borrow checker

A plushy makes it easier to concentrate because it's a comfort item vs. A plushy keeps the 7yo occupied so the 12yo can configure the linux boot environment

Older sister's hand-me-down diaper

Can't believe I'm touching pieces of when you were young 🎵