My brother and I said all 2024 it was insane he had a 50/50 shot of either 1) serving prison time for all his crimes, and 2) becoming POTUS

What a world

I’ve been doing a creative challenge where I record a song a day to send to a friend

Made one today for all my friends…

2 for 2! A+ plan

Counselor: These feelings of "everything sucks," how long have you had them? Butt-head: Uhh, since everything started to suck, I guess.

Here it is, your moment of zen.

This is why I simply don’t use AI

Good on you man! I just hit a year here. Best gift I ever gave myself

I mean you have to be pretty self-centered to think you can own a term like that. Like your groups suffering is more important than other groups suffering

But you seem real self-centered so that does make sense 🤷‍♂️

Buddy concentration camps existed before WW2

I literally texted this to my friends yesterday….

“People with God shit all over their vehicles are like 5 times as likely to mow down pedestrians”

I have a friend who retired early due to his Bitcoin holdings, but refuses to actually cash any of it out 🤦🏼‍♂️

Random question, how do you like your new mayor? I grew up with her.

My pen name was Fluffhead in the ‘zine she published back in the day where we all raged against our high school administrators

Man it was so great. I was so fully back on board for the first time in forever

Oh well

Barbers ego finally killed the band for good

At least 2023 and 2024 were one last unexpected peak

What’d she do?

Welcome to 2026

It’s all pretty gross

production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA

fraggle rock implies the existence of fraggle jazz and fraggle rap

$50?!? 🤣

Buddy you can barely see movie for $50 in Donald Trumps America. Are you a time traveler from the past or something?

I deleted Twitter

Can’t take it

I mean that’s not the same thing on the screen right? Seems hard to compare from those 2 pics

Personally 400s is right where I want to be. As much as I love looking at 60+ year old men I’ll take the full view

That sounds pretty fun

I’ve been learning a new Xmas melody every day, making up a new effect, and posting it to IG stories

Here’s a few….

Adventures of Gobo

Morgan Wallen is a fireable offense though

Melt

Is that allowed? Does she have the brain processing power?