First image: Man with a goatee and hat looking into the camera while something looms out of focus in the background . The man is labelled "First grader 'Rain Rain Go Away'" Second image: The focus changes to show a grimacing Sylvester Stallone staring at the back of the man's head. Stallone is labelled "The shaman who spent two hours summoning the rain"

a small dog wearing a black and orange bandana, collar, and leash sits on a leafy dirt path and looks up at us with large brown eyes. she's white with brown spots on her ears and eyes. she has brown speckles on her left paw, and her right paw is actually a bright orange webbed duck foot. she likes to have fun with her prosthetics.

This is Autumn. She was born without one paw. Gets along just fine with three, but still sometimes uses a prosthetic leg when she wants to blend in. 13/10

Does bluesky like Timelapse videos? #mizrox #castlevanianocturne #timelapsedrawing #mizrak #olrox

do not check your retirement funds. i repeat, do not check your retirement funds.

#TransDayOfVisibility

All of a sudden I really want abs so I can thirst trap but in a semi cringe boy way

Cabbage is so good, probably my favorite edible leaf

Used to be the biggest coleslaw hater growing up, but now I crave coleslaw pretty much every single day

I got these cute overalls that I needed to hem.. hemmed off over 6 inches already and they’re still TOO LONG

Clown meme: Women are cringe Empathy is cringe I've made hating everything and everyone my entire personality There's a male loneliness epidemic

Yall 😭😭😭 I finally got my leather bound way of kings books!!! This is already my most prized possession

Does everyone do chest day on mondays?! I cannot find a open chest machine in this damn gym

My 2nd Kamata-cone variant is live on Etsy ✨️ available for purchase outside Etsy as well, just message me.
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I don't actually want a Highlander remake but I'll watch it because Henry Cavill will look dirty and wear a kilt in it and I'm shallow.

I don’t like real crab rangoons i only like the bullshit ones that are just cream cheese and maybe some imitation crab but only a sparing amount

Idk how to cope with the state of the world!!!!

“Those nasty Canadians are ripping us off and are controlled by Mexican cartels. They’re poisoning us with fentanyl and need to become the 51st state or they will pay a high price” is a belief that literally ZERO Americans had six weeks ago. It’s entirely invented from scratch.

When I started studying medieval history I thought it'd be cool to learn about a world completely unlike the one we live in today. But now I'm just lolsobbing because we just keep replaying so many of the same tired loops over and over and over and over.

Congratulations to Super Bowl LIX champion Kendrick Lamar

Kendrick plus the Chiefs getting demolished might make this the best Super Bowl in a long time

Kendrick Lamar performing ‘Not Like Us’ during the #SuperBowl

Kendrick certainly just made all the worst people in this country mad, so that’s some nice icing on the cake

When Kendrick said hey Drake and smiled at the camera I screamed laughed in a way I didn’t think possible. #superbowl

Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize

Trash ass Chiefs with Christian nationalist kicker and Trump loving Mahomes family kicked into the dirty by the Eagles who come from a city with a big Black population during a Super Bowl with Kendrick Lamar and a super Black halftime show all in front of Trump. Love it.

I really really REALLY like how this game is making awful people sad.

I know that ain’t shit but missing part of my hamstring made me so weak 😭

A year after ACL surgery(with a hamstring graft) and I FINALLY had a breakthrough on the leg curl machine.. ya boy just curled 50lbs finally, my hamstring is healing 🥲

I finally finished Wind and Truth… *screaming internally* I just need to survive long enough for Sanderson to write 4 more books and read them 😭

AHhhhhHhhhHhHhHHHHH the Wind and Truth audio book got me feeling feral at the gym right now