Using my comedy time machine to go back in time and kill baby Tony
28.02.2026 02:33 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@grimbelushi.bsky.social
Perma-banned from Twitter because I kept spamming, "Sunsets are for rubes" to @NatGeoPhotos I'm one of these online artist types who wants you to buy things I make. Echh, bleh, ick, GROSS ๐คฎ
Using my comedy time machine to go back in time and kill baby Tony
28.02.2026 02:33 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Cannonball Run 2 clears every Fast & Furious movie with minimal effort
18.02.2026 06:36 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Frotcast 666: Number of the Least. Talking 'Melania' with @davidfarrier.com, who mistook @franifio.bsky.social for a right-wing influencer www.patreon.com/posts/frotca...
04.02.2026 17:12 โ ๐ 19 ๐ 5 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Advance copy of the 648 page Nerd Inferno Omnibus due in April from Dark Horse Comics
Back cover of the Nerd Inferno Omnibus
Spine of the Nerd Inferno Omnibus
A 648 page brick landed on my doorstep today. Get yours April 28th.
@darkhorse.com
While you're preordering The Other/Half, @supajoe.bsky.social thinks you should *probably* add BEAT EVERY 1-UP to your pull list, too.
FOC is coming up at 2/23 , so hit up your LCS or bookstore too make sure you get your copy.
I know this ISN'T the lesson to be learned by everything that's been going on, but boy oh boy do I feel validated for my choice of becoming a mostly tech-illiterate punk who focused his entire life around the arts
03.02.2026 19:20 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Mulholland Drive is a film bro psy-op in the style of everyone trying to get Morbius back in theaters. I was right about it being terrible when I saw it in the theater, and I'm an idiot for thinking it needed re-appraisal
27.01.2026 07:57 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1His formerly dormant GoFundMe to restore the store has taken wing again too. Itโs gotten at least $3k in donations in the last hour. www.gofundme.com/f/dreamhaven...
26.01.2026 01:31 โ ๐ 218 ๐ 86 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 9All yogurt eventually becomes candy in the same way that all evolution eventually leads to crabs
26.01.2026 04:11 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Some semi-organized thoughts about The Bone Temple and todayโs events: morbid-field-notes.ghost.io/writing/some...
25.01.2026 04:09 โ ๐ 38 ๐ 7 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Hoona Igna Chowa Neha
23.01.2026 17:59 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0We must construct a new Human Beatbox
22.01.2026 23:23 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0TUBI or not TUBI? lolzzzzzz that's right THE PEOPLE'S JOKER is now available to watch for FREE on TUBI! We also just dropped a bunch of new merch at the yeyostore (check it below). It's the best day of your life!
21.01.2026 08:33 โ ๐ 1809 ๐ 574 ๐ฌ 29 ๐ 70'The Bone Temple' trades Brexit for religion, gore, and dongs in another oddly solid banger open.substack.com/pub/vinceman...
20.01.2026 16:50 โ ๐ 41 ๐ 7 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 0Guy who rejects Sinners as a great work of art because the Somebody Take Me scene didn't showcase a New Jack Swing dancer or a Go-Go drummer
20.01.2026 04:28 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
It's the LAST day to preorder Free Planet #9!
The geopolitical space opera kicks off its second major arc on 2/11 with the return of cocreator/artist @jebriodo.bsky.social!
As the Freedom Guard responds to a violent feud riot, one of their own considers an unforgivable act of treason!
I don't know why, but for decades now I've always thought it was Niel Diamond singing this
19.01.2026 06:53 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0My most toxic belief as a man is that I genuinely believe I am good enough for one of the Avant Gardey's
19.01.2026 06:34 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Memory holing all emt's in the fed as PFT, the same way all cops are Dan Barry
17.01.2026 05:59 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0First day of summer, I'm cracking open an ice cold bottle of Prince of Darkness Satan Goo and getting hella not saved by the god Plutonium
17.01.2026 05:52 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Suicidal Tendencies on the bottom of the brim
16.01.2026 21:14 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Genosha, Wisconsin
14.01.2026 18:11 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0How about your Bertolt Brecht-referncing ass takes me to Big Boy Brunch with my hungry ass?
11.01.2026 22:19 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Text from a friend of mine: โ[Other friend] was walking her dogs a block from her house in Silverlake and ice rolled up and took two gardeners They are going up in the hills and nabbing people. Warn your neighbors!โ
โTwo unmarked cars and another car with a fake business logo on it. She screamed shame on you and one of the masked demons said, โthank youโโ
LOS ANGELES: ICE is prowling Silverlake & the hills
09.01.2026 23:00 โ ๐ 2424 ๐ 1040 ๐ฌ 27 ๐ 22
I'm not The Mama
I'm the Not The Mama that Mama'd the Not Up โค๏ธ
Oh shit ๐
08.01.2026 00:53 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Is it Tennis stuff?
08.01.2026 00:50 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I have not ๐ถ
08.01.2026 00:49 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0