Captain Patch-It

Can't find the right words to tell someone this Valentine's day?
Scared to tell your crush your true feelings?

I gotchu fam.

Check insta for the full list!

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13.02.2025 20:26 — 👍 10    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0

How about a 'Wear the thing you just need an excuse to wear' party theme?

18.11.2024 19:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"Let food be thy medicine"
-Neon sign at a Cafe located within a hospital

huh

13.11.2024 22:32 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Okay!
A whole wheel of cheese = bad
Two wheels of cheese = good?

09.11.2024 08:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What are the logistics of owning 10kg of cheese?

What would be the best way to go about finishing it before it went bad?

Fondue party for 20? Cheese toasties for every meal?

09.11.2024 00:50 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

"Ahaha I'm going to steal the standees"

-The owner of some standees that he has no idea what to do with now, 2024

08.11.2024 00:46 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oooh secret Bluesky-only teaser? Currently cooking. Stay tuned for more details?

27.10.2024 04:17 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

Every so often I'll take a picture as a response to a very specific conversation, but then I'll forget the original conversation and get confused when scrolling back through my gallery

25.10.2024 10:58 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

AMAZING CAPE FLIP ACTION

22.10.2024 05:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I wish I could get paid for coming up with creative names such as 'Tennis Centre' and 'Rectangular Sports Stadium'

19.10.2024 19:42 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

New Social Media Platform, Who dis?

19.10.2024 11:21 — 👍 16    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0