snaffle roan

mustafá please!

cropped tees forever! its not a trend some of us need this!

i cannot emphasize how much money trey wants to give this man for records

trey is whatsapping this man every day - phone tag with the record man

trey has been trying to go to this record store by where we are staying for 2 days and each time the door is locked and there’s a sign that says we are open! and a whatsapp number so you text the number and the guy answers at his leisure an hour later like “i’m here!”

shoutout to the two nuns in the mall in botafogo, rio carrying a bag from the crocs store

there are subways everywhere for those with eyes to see

went to a samba tonight and must reiterate this

the usa just doesn’t have The Juice im sorry

😊

my dad asked me if our honeymoon was all inclusive. i think this whole time he was picturing sandals jamaica but in brazil.

my dad asked me if our honeymoon was all inclusive. i think this whole time he was picturing sandals jamaica but in brazil.

✅ passport
✅ e-visa
✅ boarding pass
time 2 goooo 🇧🇷

vibes guy

carnaval is over so marina sena is posting about…. naruto????

my job is so unserious. last week i was on a zoom call and i watched a guy light a cigarette on camera. indoors!

they guessed i was 28 or 30, which i think was less of a compliment to my youthful appearance and more of an indication that they don’t know what 35 year olds look like

encountered a gaggle of gen z girls at a party last weekend. they are so precious. one of them kept calling me “slay bob.”

in the spirit of the year of the horse, if i get a tummy ache this year i’ll just die

breaking into the last wedding bottle (of bbq sauce)

anitta is doing astrology

following brazilian pop girlies on ig during carnaval is fun, they are down there doing their big one

if benito and gabriela get back together for real i will take it as a sign that the world can heal

my husband and i have both combined and personal finances but we also use something called a bank transfer, because we’re married

if you’re sending money back and forth between your literal spouse on venmo at least set it to private

the title of my memoir about growing up in my ny neighborhood would be called “whose white baby is this?”

also i need people to stop asking why lady gaga was there. in my experience many puerto rican functions have a token white girl trying to salsa. i filled this role at my friend’s aunt’s wedding when i was 12

can’t stop thinking about how benito stopped both eeo and el apagon before they got filthy but kept in safaera “if your boyfriend doesn’t eat your ass he better fuck off”

a pony, his big blanket (brrrrr), his fly mask (uv protection), and his giant bale of hay

baby baBY BABY