snaffle roan

i should move to the sea

we love to own things and trash them when they break. the guys renting chairs on the beach in rio have been upkeeping and repairing the same chairs since 1996. and they work!

more american beaches should adopt the brazilian way. i don’t know why every american household needs their own beach chairs and umbrellas. it is contrary to our prioritization of ease. however, a tommy bahama beach chair would blow the mind of an average brazilian

man is there anything better than eating fried shrimp by the ocean

come 2 salvador bahia but it’s very hot

came to a record shop in salvador bahia thats just some guys garage. he has a black chow chow named priscilla. he put our water in a mini fridge

you're all worried about gas prices when you should be worried about ass prices

it pays to be sweet and nice bc everyone keeps giving us free drinks and they don’t even know it’s our honeymoon!

at the beach here i am no better than a man 😔

uber driver said i pronounce “boa noite” and “todo bem” perfectly. now just need to learn every other portuguese word

he read the paper, downed coffee and donuts, and listened to baseball games on the radio

the guy that babysat the sorting machine at the post office. when they got a new machine he retired instead of learning it

my favorite thing in brazil is when they ask us something and we think we ask for the check and nod but instead they bring us two more beers

Ipanema beach facing the Dois Irmãos (two brothers) mountains

nice

trey is like one of those truffle dogs but instead he sniffs out kebab spots everywhere he goes

went to a shopping mall that’s just 12 floors of bikinis

me on vacation in brazil (very wise), laughing at the people on vacation in dubai (very dumb): haha

looking out over santa teresa at night

the moon coming out over the forest

buildings against the water

sugarloaf mountain

rio de janeiro 💗

people in brazil apparently shower a lot and tbh i get it. im at 2 a day minimum

not mustafá’s shop, mind you

the record store has chairs for tired wives to sit in while their husbands contemplate putting us into bankruptcy

mustafá please!

cropped tees forever! its not a trend some of us need this!

i cannot emphasize how much money trey wants to give this man for records

trey is whatsapping this man every day - phone tag with the record man

trey has been trying to go to this record store by where we are staying for 2 days and each time the door is locked and there’s a sign that says we are open! and a whatsapp number so you text the number and the guy answers at his leisure an hour later like “i’m here!”

shoutout to the two nuns in the mall in botafogo, rio carrying a bag from the crocs store

there are subways everywhere for those with eyes to see

went to a samba tonight and must reiterate this

the usa just doesn’t have The Juice im sorry