lighthouse prince

finding so many marbles in archaeology is such a hoot cause on one hand, they're small & easy to misplace and on the other hand, dang a lot of people did lose their marbles

i'm GREAT at outlook

i hate when i show up for a meeting and they're like "you're covered in dirt." like yeah, bud. it's cause i was in the dirt. it's where the artifacts are. you have access to calendar and it says DIRT all day. maybe don't schedule a meeting for dirt o'clock if you don't want me showing up like this

Texas state Rep. Nicole Collier on the House floor, with a blanket, pillows and a book

Texas State Rep. Nicole Collier spent the night on the House floor after refusing to agree ‘to round-the-clock monitoring by state troopers’ www.keranews.org/texas-news/2...

Harper is hittin’ angrier than a plaintiff in a raw milk trial

when matt damon in ocean’s eleven sees julia roberts and goes “this is the best part of my day” but it’s me several times an inning at a minor league baseball game when the bat dog comes out of the dugout to get the discarded bats

picturing a Phillies medical staffer threatening to kill themselves in Topper’s office as he listens to Wheeler argue he can pitch through the blood clot.

ooo this is a great idea. i obviously have a spreadsheet of rotating museum exhibits for a few cities but i [mostly] understand that people enjoy doing other things

i gotta start keeping one of these for philly so don't keep blanking and saying "the large stone frog carved by a lesbian"

okay she is a prophet

whoa!

Legal documents same-sex couples should have in case marriage equality is overturned Revocable Living Trust Last Will & Testament Healthcare Power of Attorney Durable Power of Attorney Living Will Hospital Visitation Authorization Form one for your partner & one for your Chosen Family Agent for Disposition of Remains Pet Care Directive Tangible Personal Property Memorandum

Necessary tools from the bad old days (or: the smallest taste of why marriage equality matters.)

It's finally happening. Philadelphia found a way to impregnate Gritty.

If there was ever a time to bring back apostate phanatic...

"Is the Phanatic coming to the [My Chemical Romance] concert? They should put him in a black t-shirt and let him open the pit. He'd love it."-- taylor

that does help a little bit ty

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hi and welcome back to 'cole cancelled hulu live and is going through every possible free trial so they don't have to pay to watch baseball until the end of the regular season'

there is a man dancing his heart out on my septa bus rn. he is in the ZONE. and unless septa is TRULY FUNDED, this is the batshit kind of nonsense i'll miss on my commutes

my to-do list only has one bullet point and it says "mis-numbered swords?" follow for more relatable content

start running

cicadas are out and i wanna die. thanks

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*to the tune of carmen sandiego* where in the WORLD was gondor when the westfold fell 🎶 i said WHERE in the WORLD was gondor when the weSTFOLD FELL

that's the one i went to that doesn't go all the way til october :/ ty tho!

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i'm actually not fine. if anyone has the october 1894 edition of the art interchange and wants to send me a link to it, that would be great so i don't have to DRIVE TO DELAWARE

i'm fine

if you SAY that your REPOSITORY has the FULL DIGITIZED ARCHIVES FROM 1894. perhaps you should make SURE that it doesn't STOP in APRIL OF THAT YEAR