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Adulthood is crazy, Today I'm transferring money to my savings account and 2 days later I'm transferring it out to save myself.

It’s been a while.

NGL is officially closed.

Thank you for your participation

FoIIow (us) 👇 for more! @beautifullocity.bsky.social 👈

Murder is bad.

Which is why we want governments and corporations to stop committing so much.

Luigi Mangione.

26-year-old Luigi Mangione identified as the person of interest in murder of UnitedHealthcare CEO.

FoIIow (me)👇 for more! @sistosterone.bsky.social 👈

Photo of Conan Gray.

Photo of Conan Gray.

Photo of Conan Gray.

Photo of Conan Gray.

Happy 26th birthday to the talented Conan Gray.

if they don’t post their spotify wrapped it’s probably because drake is on it

Boris Johnson, Dominic Cummings, Matt Hancock and Michael Gove ran the Covid PPE lanes, while Rishi Sunak rubber stamped every payment.

Given the £14.9bn in fraud they should all be in jail.

RP if you agree.

sorry i had to unfollow you. the ghost of christmas future was like, bad call dude. fix that

I’m literally at the point in my life where I won’t eat if fast food is the only option. I just don’t want it.

Am I too late ?? #baddiesky

People are leaving Twitter because it’s not fun anymore and no one is obligated to be on a platform they don’t enjoy.

It’s not rocket science.

Can’t decide if I want to go on a run or eat cheese

An electric half of football! ⚡️

#CFC | #CHEAVL

Image of Oxford University Press’ illustration displaying ‘Brain Rot’ as the Word of the Year.

‘Brain Rot’ has been named Word of the Year 2024 by Oxford University Press.

Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, he'll contribute to the global overdepletion of the ocean.
So give him a salad, maybe.

I really don't care, do you?

I am so full of pie they may as well use my body to chart data

Black women are my weakness 🤎

Bring back innuendos in R&B music that we didn’t understand until we were adults.

It was beautiful 🦋

Omfg!!...next up is Christmas...🙄

So glad Bluesky is cracking down on impersonators and parody accounts.

NOTE: Since no one can prove God is real, I am therefore not an impersonation or a parody.

Hi, I’m God.

Patience is stale, and I am weary of it.

President Biden announces he has pardoned his son Hunter Biden:

“I hope Americans will understand why a father and a President would come to this decision.”