Cole

BODO/Glimt weren’t the first to be a #UCL Cinderella and we all hope they won’t be the last.

Atalanta through. Galatasaray through.

And those stupid “big” clubs (mine included) wanted a European $uper League?!?

Great I feel zero percent better now.

If I recall Simon’s work correctly I would say that was the point…

Wild to see MLS saying stuff like this while barely even making their own fans aware the season starts this week

Right— so, Hansi, what are we going to do about it?! Frenkie and Bernal? Frenkie and Casadó??

Surely we have all realized Olmo and Fermín cannot play together. There’s no midfield.

Tipsy-ly thinking on my last evening in my 20’s thinking about how painfully obvious it is that we cannot continue to press and play so high with a small pitch w/o the best midfielder in the world in Pedri while simultaneously playing without a firing 9, and ruthless Raphinha.

Recipe for disaster.

I would have loved 3 points for my birthday but that’s OK. Let’s just continue this horrific form. 🙃

Deserved. Fully deserved. We can’t control anything. We aren’t finishing our chances. Bad run of form.

Actually— I think the drugs would have been better than this.

This is on Flick. You cannot have the same, risky game plan against the better clubs while missing your two most important players.

FAFO. And we are finding out.

None of this is surprising without Pedri and Raphinha and with this high line against a top club.

Hansi has to compensate for that. #AtlétiBarça

My president. 🗳️✅

Is the stadium only doing third down sound effects for Patriots on defense?! Isn’t this a neutral site?!

Anyone else notice the stadium is not doing the fog horn when Seahawks are on defense? That’s bullshit. This is a neutral site!

Ahh deflected finish but doesn’t take anything away! What a moment for him!

BERNAL WHAT A BEAUTIFUL RUN AND GOAL

LAMINE!!!

FROM WAY OUT HERE! 🎯 #BarçaMallorca

I don’t understand why we let Jan Virgili go and I certainly won’t have a better understanding after these 90 minutes. #BarçaMallorca

OK fine. I lied.

It was a double pour.

I just started cleaning a tank at work. Process takes about 2 hours. It’s 6pm. I got here at 7:30am.

Also, in unrelated news, I just poured myself a glass of scotch.

The amount of proud, out-spoken Tr*mp supporters that are self-proclaimed “girl dads” makes my fucking skin crawl.

Quite the run…

The thing about these #Barça third shirts is the color is different on every photo, every angle, every content. And I’m not saying that in a good way 😂🍊

Finally got our third cushion goal. But damn. We play that extra, too cute pass way too often in matches that are separated by a goal or less. #ElcheCFBarça

Fermín also above 1.0

Already accumulated over 1.0 xG in first half alone

It’s so unbelievably frustrating

Fermín. Again. Bro. #ElcheCFBarça

Fermín. Brother.

Woof

#ElcheCFBarça